Candlejackv616 
Its like it combines both of John Cena's fanbases: Fat people and kids.
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themilkshark Hot girls love Cena. That's why most of you hate him.
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Candlejackv616 Fair enough i suppose, though you cant deny he appeals to kids quite abit as well. Personally I hate him on the fact he's just bland as shit in the ring, very hulk hogan like on the boredom scale.
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baleen
John Cena will probably be a governor or senator within 20 years.
sigh.
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themilkshark Oh how unfortunate... 'Cuz the crop we have now are SO great
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Rape Van Winkle
I've never seen John Cena do whatever this kid is imitating, but I bet this kid's imitation is way more entertaining than that.
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themilkshark I bet this kid knows more actual wrestling moves than the 3 Cena uses
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phalsebob
I like how SDAusmus felt the need to make it explicit that this is not, in fact, Cena Mark.
Also, needs child abuse tag.
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Candlejackv616 Once i saw the description i kept wondering how many Cena_Mark Junior comments id see.
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Colonel Cowlung
I didn't look too closely at the preview image and was pleasantly surprised by just how FAT the kid was.
This is Cena_mark's peer.
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memedumpster
Come on Internet, give me a composited showdown with Star Wars Kid. Same music.
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magnesium
Are you sure this is a kid and not just a morbidly obese midget? I've never seen a fat kid with so much sag.
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Ashenblade I knew a kid that was at least this fat at five years old. It's possible.
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Dicknuts
On thing I CAN say about Cena is nothing on that man jiggles. Everything on this kid does.
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poorwill
:I))))
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pastorofmuppets
He looks like a pretty energetic kid. My guess is he's from one of those families where if you don't eat a pound of starches every day they whisper about your "eating disorder."
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Cleaner82
If your time is now and I still can't see you, you must not be very important.
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charmlessman
SO many things to say, so here we go:
1. Oh, I can see you, "little" man. I can't miss you.
2. Did anyone else notice his lips getting purple as his extremities became more and more oxygen deprived?
3. Round about the 1:30 mark, he just starts slowing down.
4. Good job, dude. New Years resolution to exercise: Completed.
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bopeton
I don't know what this is all about, but fat people acting silly is worth a few stars.
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StanleyPain
Better than actual pro wrestling.
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twinkieafternoon
Kid your boy hold weight.
I got my soul straight.
I brush your mouth like Colgate
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APE_GOD
William Gibson said that, upon hearing that Michael Jackson, now a white woman, had married Lisa Marie Presely, that his job as an author of science fiction had just gotten more difficult.
If David Lynch saw this video he would undergo a similar catharsis.
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Big Name Celebrity
Super Porky's most disappointing child.
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