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Desc:'DRAGON TWISTAAAH!'
Category:Educational, Stunts
Tags:sword, fatty, Ponytail, FAT MAN WITH KATANA, heavy breathing
Submitted:Ghoul
Date:01/15/10
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Comment count is 98
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Stick around for dragon twister!
mon666ster
Oh my god his hair...
Doomstein
... is what earned this five stars.

garcet71283
At first I was like "what about his hair"

Then he turned around and I was like "!"


glasseye
Greasy mullet-tail.

phalsebob
*anime hand gesture*
HEYYAAAA!
*reval mullet*
Huuu!
*flash fupa*
Ha-shu-shhhaaa!
*adjusts sweatpants*


I believe that is a flawless victory.
Charon
This is a mass of sad cascading into total collapse until finally it's a singularity of sadness.
jangbones
with an accretion disc of doritos crumbs

pastorofmuppets
Jesus. No one's saying you have to get laid, but at least make it look like you give a shit.
urbanelf
regarding requested criticism:

Stick to one sword so you have a free hand to pull your pants up.
Hooker
This would be my suggestion as well. Bulb.

Rafiki
Awww, look at mommy's little ninja in his jammies.
JSP
Oh, honey, no.
Enjoy
Fanfic the Barbarian
Louis Armstrong
Nothing can stop THE BLOB!!
Grateful Undead
Doesn't he know? Doesn't anyone know? Why won't anybody listen?

Swords will fucking cut you right open.
Ghoul
A little slice of heaven from Garden City, Michigan. I personally enjoyed the secret pony tail reveal at :38.
The Townleybomb
SWEATPANTS OF DESTINY.
Kumquatxop
Wal-Mart Mitsurugi has finally found Sweat Edge

endlesschris
Seriously, how does anybody make it this far in their life without figuring out how to behave like a competent human being? It's the details that really kill me here - the pale chubby build, the flowing greasy ponytail, the matching dragon sweatpants/sweatshirt combo, the obvious anime-inspired antics he's attempting, all of which come together in one gigantic culmination of fail when we discover he has not one but TWO GODDAMNED SWORDS.

A million stars for DRAGON TWISTER, as well as the countless shots of him pulling his sweatshirt down over his rolls of fat.
spikestoyiu
Obviously parents are to blame.

phalsebob
How can you blame the parents when they aren't even there!

spikestoyiu
I blame them for encouraging this shit.

Also, White People.

Rev. Blackson Pollock
Parents are definitely to blame here. For not discouraging this asinine behavior before it got out of hand, and for doing everything in their power to protect him from the cruelty and ridicule of his peers that would further condition him not to do something this pathetic, let alone making it widely public. Sometimes the cruelty visited by parents on their children is the only kindness they could impart upon their adulthood.


Riskbreaker
Rob Liefield had a son?
eatenmyeyes
I doubt it. The anatomy is too realistic.

pastorofmuppets
The boobs are the right size, though.

MasturbationDestination
Button dick.
Doctor Arcane
I cant watch six minutes of this. Also, someone get this kid a live blade so I can watch the hilarity.
Knaaks
This is what home schooled kids learn instead of math and science. My friends and I used to make swords out of newspaper and beat each other up with them when we were like 10 years old, but we grew out of it. I also used to pretend I was Robocop.
eatenmyeyes
There is no shame in pretending to be Robocop.

klingerbgoode
Public schoolkids did the same thing.

Some of them never grew out of it, though.

Chibisuke
There is no shame in pretending to be Robocop... IN BED!

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"

Rev. Blackson Pollock
^ Stars are for you sir.

Maggot Brain
One of the transvestites from the last season of Sailor Moon moved to the mid west and got fat.

Riskbreaker
Pretty much nobody here is going to get that reference.

Tripitaka
.......... I did. So five stars of shame for me guess.

The McK
I terrified a friend's dog by shrieking STAR GENTLE UTERUS at it.

So five.

Camonk
It was recently revealed to me that my sister's ex-husband used to take his crappy thrift store katana to the park and practice his moves.

I like to imagine that it was not unlike this, except with a black leather trench coat.
klingerbgoode
This guy needs to be in MUGEN. Right next to Big Al.
William Batty
Oh man.

Sure, Dragon Twister and the (BURBLEBURR) Charge are pretty good; but for me the true apex of this video is that sound he makes around 4:41.

Rev. Blackson Pollock
I was reading your comment when he made that sound and lost my shit in my office, my boss thought I was going to die.

Fur is Murder
Star Wars Kid for the 2010s.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Beverly Hills Ninja 2: Electric Boogaloo

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Mom and dad must have really debated indulging his whole pricey mail order sword thing.

But at least now he's outside getting exercising. Kinda.

Also, 4:25 - 4:38: Is is too much to ask that he get around everywhere just like this? Because seeing that coming down the sidewalk at me would make my whole day every time.
Explodotron
And he is looking forward to your criticism, too.
Cleaner82
Even before I started the video, Dale going, "Sh-sh-SHAAA!" got stuck in my head.
mantang0
oh god the hair
Kieran27
Dragon Twister is good, but for me the Full Charge did it. He went "Full... CHARGE!!!" and I can only think "Man boob.... JIGGLE!"
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
So how many kids who have swords use them as batons?
CapnJesusHood
5:15 looks pretty fucking devastating. Also what he does with his hands when he doesn't have a fake sword in them is the most interesting to me. The little salute at the end, and the weird little 'swirling an invisible goblet of wine' thing he does at the beginning... What is he going for here? What will happen to him the day he realizes no real person in the world acts like?
Syd Midnight
I hope you're not implying that animes aren't real

oogaBooga
Twirling, twirling, sword uppercuts, ballet, twirling...

and then 2:51, the big fat Napoleon Dynamite just says "fuck it" and goes for a home run.
oogaBooga
Also, these are literally straight from soul calibur. I saw Cervantes, raphael, and i think hayato from marvel vs capcom 2 (that uppercut thing)
LetsFistAgain
Haohmarus "Sempu Kogetzuzan" (sic) move from Samurai Shodown too.
No wait scratch that. Lets not associate Birry Lay Cylus here with something thats actually good.

Caminante Nocturno
Where are the parents?

Why aren't they stopping this?
Teased Vagina
His account (not the sister, the one that's replying to the YT comments) has a link to this:

http://www.myspace.com/snake_fudo

TWENTY-SEVEN??

Urist
There better be a version of this with Ghost Dog music in it on youtube...
jangbones
black is slimming
kennydra
Who is filming this?
MaulLove
His sister. Little sister I think, judging from the YouTube profile.

phalsebob
Oh, and don't skip the youtube comments, many of which fail to differentiate reality from MMORPGs.
Raggamuffin
DRAGON TWISTER!


CROSS...SLASH!
Lauritz Melchior
I see a bit too much crotch bulge from Pillsbury Slow Boy for comfort.

I'd like to think that it's a dance belt.
wtf japan
Needs FAT MAN WITH KATANA tag
Ghoul
Added.

Dicknuts
TAE KWON DOUGH
Riskbreaker
This has been mentioned before but, seriously, look at that ponytail. Just look at it, jesus fucking christ.
RomancingTrain
Ponytail
Shoryuken
His little waddle/gallop to fetch the second katana
Using the katanas as a walker at the end
Rodents of Unusual Size
Try watching this on mute to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbvk5L4duU
zerobackup
I almost lost my shit when one of his little thrusts matched up perfectly with the music, good call.

kennydra
ok it took me three days to get through all of this.

now it is favorited.
nemeses9
Needs "Heavy Breathing" tag.
Disaster
The Daniel Songer of swordsmanship.
ponpoko
I like how he mimes sheathing his sword
I like how he waddles over to get his extra sword
I like everything about this
Xiphias
this kid needs a big brother to prevent this sort of thing from happening
Evilhead
If you are feeling impatient skip to 5:00 for the money shot. Pure gold.
Rudy
FAT MATRIX

Operation Cornflakes
What a glorious mullet.
JimL2
I had to watch this video from the beginning once I noticed his crotch.
hichief
Holy crap, it's Wendell from Frisky Dingo
Midnight Man
This really is one of those golden finds. The rising action is so great it's almost hard to believe it's not scripted. Initially just a mildly embarassing display, then you get the first sweats-adjustment, then he stops even pretending not to be consciously aping videogames and cartoons by shouting out the names of his 'moves', and then finally it all pays off with "I look forward to some good criticism". Absolutely amazing.
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"A 7 year old tripping balls."

Son of Slam
Favorite bits:
The Louisville Slugger move.
His making a "SSHHK" noise as he mimes take a sword out of its sheath
His almost falling over during the Matrix move.
The hypnotic jiggling of his fat.
And, of course, the pony tail. Just how many times has that thing been yanked?
Squeamish
Easiest boss battle ever.
kingofthenothing
"You got Lunch Money x 1"

Urkel Forever
Dra...gon...TWISTAH!
Monkey Napoleon
this reminds me of a friend of mine who "studied" "kung fu" for a number of years. He used to like to practice in front of people, and the lulziest part of the whole thing was you could tell it was just a dance to him. He was so tubby and out of shape that none of the motions had any power behind them at all... and he was so lazy that all the movements sort of melted together in a fuzzy, indistinct sort of gyrating around.

Then again I know nothing about kung fu.
Killer Joe
Boy could join the Cold Steel Demo Team.
Rape Van Winkle
Alternate dimension Chris-Chan.
Adramelech
He's going to be disappointed when he realizes the only thing you need to kill a prostitute is a hammer.
Blandwiches
Well, at least he's getting some exercise.

As a former fatty, I might be able to shed a little bit of light on this. Some people when they're super fat literally don't know how fat they are. Like the Richard Jeni joke, they think the are "just a few sit-ups away from major stud-dom."
delores_showboat
He'll teach your boyfriend some "sword" skills. ;)
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