I would move to Australia if it weren't for all the prehistoric horrors that inhabit the land.
How many natural killing machines does Australia have per capita?
Fuck that monster.
I mentally added the, "EEEEEEEEEEE!!" sound that attacking spiders make in movies.
Yeah sure, it puts a hole in the wall. Yeah sure, it's more dangerous than a spider could ever be. But just do it.
Shoot the spider with a gun.
A BB gun should do the job. Shoot it right through the cephalothorax, and even if it doesn't kill the spider, the force of the BB blasting through it will cause enough damage that the fucking hell-spider will almost certainly bleed out in short order.
Good point. Can something that doesn't have blood "bleed out"?
Apparently funnel-web spiders have had an extremely good breeding season and are appearing in record numbers around Sydney.
It was far too docile to have been a funnelweb spider.
Nor was the fucker hiding in a god-damn pool. What kind of God lets those damn things HIDE IN YOUR POOL?
A god that intended to give the world to them.
The preview image alone if fucking my shit up.
SEVERE ARACHNOPHOBIA = 5 STARS
For what it's worth, huntsman spiders are pretty much harmless. Terrifying but harmless.
|Caminante Nocturno |
There was no point in this altercation where the spider did not have the advantage.
"Oh god, here it comes. What's it think it's going to do with that th-- TIME TO SKEDADDLE!"
|Frank Rizzo |
minus 1 star for the give away title. +1 for girl dropping the camera , screaming and running away.
A wonderful critter my FUCKING ASS!!
Next time go with a bucket larger than the spider.
Next time burn the fuckin' house down instead of TEMPTING THE FORCES OF EVIL.
|La Loco |
Boob is the perfect description of this man.
I only saw a bowl. I didn't see a lid or any kind of cover for the spider trap.
So, what was his cunning plan even if the spider had failed its reflex save & he'd covered the arachnid?
Spiders unfortunately are not very resiliant to crushing, i wonder if the side of the bowl crunched down on it hard enough to do fatal damage.
Im hoping he scurried away to hide in the bathroom.
+1000000 stars for the little girl's commentary
|Dr Dim |
Got what he deserved for making a big deal out of catching a huntsman and screwing it up.
Big Spider Baby Attacks Daddy; Father Dougal Speaks!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Oh god oh my god I am not able to watch this...here are your stars.
|Elvis Hitler |
I remember staying at a family friends house in Australia and her asking me if I ever wake up at night. I told her no and then she proptly told me that they had just gotten rid of a huntsman infestation and that if I should happen to see a GIGANTIC HAIRY SPIDER on the ceiling I shouldn't worry about it.
I slept under the covers for the rest of the time we were there like a fucking 4 year old.
|Urkel Forever |
I cannot watch this.
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