phalsebob 
I would move to Australia if it weren't for all the prehistoric horrors that inhabit the land.
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kingarthur
How many natural killing machines does Australia have per capita?
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Chizmurder
Fuck that monster.
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charmlessman
I mentally added the, "EEEEEEEEEEE!!" sound that attacking spiders make in movies.
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Cleaner82
Yeah sure, it puts a hole in the wall. Yeah sure, it's more dangerous than a spider could ever be. But just do it.
Shoot the spider with a gun.
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dead_cat A BB gun should do the job. Shoot it right through the cephalothorax, and even if it doesn't kill the spider, the force of the BB blasting through it will cause enough damage that the fucking hell-spider will almost certainly bleed out in short order.
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dead_cat Good point. Can something that doesn't have blood "bleed out"?
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Lurchi
Apparently funnel-web spiders have had an extremely good breeding season and are appearing in record numbers around Sydney.
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dead_cat It was far too docile to have been a funnelweb spider.
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kingarthur Nor was the fucker hiding in a god-damn pool. What kind of God lets those damn things HIDE IN YOUR POOL?
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dead_cat A god that intended to give the world to them.
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dead_cat
The preview image alone if fucking my shit up.
SEVERE ARACHNOPHOBIA = 5 STARS
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JSP
For what it's worth, huntsman spiders are pretty much harmless. Terrifying but harmless.
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Caminante Nocturno
There was no point in this altercation where the spider did not have the advantage.
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Cleaner82 "Oh god, here it comes. What's it think it's going to do with that th-- TIME TO SKEDADDLE!"
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Frank Rizzo
fucking perfection!!!
minus 1 star for the give away title. +1 for girl dropping the camera , screaming and running away.
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baabaablacksheep
A wonderful critter my FUCKING ASS!!
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rastarat
Next time go with a bucket larger than the spider.
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dead_cat Next time burn the fuckin' house down instead of TEMPTING THE FORCES OF EVIL.
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La Loco
Boob is the perfect description of this man.
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Pillager
I only saw a bowl. I didn't see a lid or any kind of cover for the spider trap.
So, what was his cunning plan even if the spider had failed its reflex save & he'd covered the arachnid?
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oogaBooga
Spiders unfortunately are not very resiliant to crushing, i wonder if the side of the bowl crunched down on it hard enough to do fatal damage.
Im hoping he scurried away to hide in the bathroom.
+1000000 stars for the little girl's commentary
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Dr Dim
Got what he deserved for making a big deal out of catching a huntsman and screwing it up.
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Cleaner82
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Distribution.sparassidae.1.png
Noooooooo
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cognitivedissonance
Big Spider Baby Attacks Daddy; Father Dougal Speaks!
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Oh god oh my god I am not able to watch this...here are your stars.
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Elvis Hitler
I remember staying at a family friends house in Australia and her asking me if I ever wake up at night. I told her no and then she proptly told me that they had just gotten rid of a huntsman infestation and that if I should happen to see a GIGANTIC HAIRY SPIDER on the ceiling I shouldn't worry about it.
I slept under the covers for the rest of the time we were there like a fucking 4 year old.
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Urkel Forever
I cannot watch this.
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