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Desc:From Everything is Terrible. Short and horrible.
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:Pirate, puppet, Christian, Everything is Terrible, christian dummy
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:01/23/10
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Comment count is 21
snothouse
Lookit all these cute girls wooowie.
snothouse
Oh, and tag-wise, this is not a marionette. This is a ventriloquist dummy.
Randroid
"Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition" explained using puppets.
Mend0zA
That puppet has 2 wooden legs.
Camonk
I ain't listening to any pirate who's so bad at piracy that he gets two legs chopped off. Fuck that guy. Send me a competent pirate to tell me about Jesus and maybe I'll listen.

cognitivedissonance
I wonder what happens to an amputee's limbs if he's Christian. Do they go to heaven and wait for him?

JimL2
http://www.ichorfalls.com/2009/03/15/candle-cove/
BHWW
Well, that certainly was...uh, "dope" is the slang terminology used I am assuming?
phalsebob
On an academic note- The cadence and melody of that rap is the same as every very white, awkward rap out there. I'm sure someone has given it a name by now, besides 'sucks'.

DAAAAH doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo rhyme
Da doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo RHYME
*scratching*
-repeat forever-
VoilaIntruder
Starting your rhyme with "My name's ... and I'm here to say..."
signals to white people that rapping has commenced. Without it, no one at the Bar/Bat Mitzvah or White People Wedding would know how to respond.

Ageusiatic
These stars are for Voila, who has pointed out the perfect manner to identify white, uncomfortable rap. "My name is ______ and I'm here to say..." is a line in just about every inappropriate rap.

Jellyneck
Scholars have traced the origins back to perhaps the earliest example in a popular cereal commercial of the early 80's: "My name is barney rubble and I'm hear to say, I love fruity pebbles in a major way"

Suedeo
It has a pirate rap just for me! I'm so flattered.
Explodotron
Oh, it had to be Christian-centric, didn't it?
Hooper_X
Oh you guys. This was part of an entire TV show. Captain Hook and his Christian Pirates.

As seen here: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=16149 and on Evil Video... 2 or 3, I think.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
my misread title was better than the clip.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Yeah I did the same thing and was horribly disappointed.

Cleaner82
Hey, those puppets are operating puppets!
nemeses9
Alright, who's the wise ass that reanimated Barney from Andy Griffith?
chumbucket
I sailed with Jesus and all I got was a boatload of dead fish
SteamPoweredKleenex
And no matter how many times you emptied the hold, there were always more and more and more...

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