Apologies for the single. Multi-part was far too horrified to cooperate.
What's so confusing about a wizard prince whose wizard royal parents are wizard murdered by his evil wizard aunt snake who for some reason turns him into a frog who is voiced by his father instead of killing him, who is then rescued by the Loch Ness Monster, then lives in a swamp humping real frogs for (i assume) centuries, then gets bored and turns into a 6-foot humanoid frog who "fights evil" as a French secret agent?
And then he gets called to England to stop some national monuments from vanishing, hooks up with a martial arts agent who apparently likes either frogs or mardi gras A LOT, ends up being abducted by Brian Blessed and his army of dancing Nazis, Klan members, and assorted stormtroopers, and then finds out that the stolen monuments are being shrunk down to not-quite 40k scale and then used to power a sleep-ray that only works against British citizens.
Oh, and his evil aunt is still alive, and the brains behind this whole operation. And a snake. With hips. And her singing voice is GRACE FUCKIN' JONES.
What's so confusing about that?
|wtf japan |
Whoa. I had completely forgotten about this thing.
Swim.. like a prince...
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