|The Mothership |
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that was Rob Riggle.
|Innocent Bystander |
Terrifying, yet hilarious.
This may be one of the best screams I've heard in a long time.
Thus a cycle of traumatization begins anew.
That was BRILLIANT! But I have no idea why it exists.
Evil AND Satisfying! It's a two-fer!
I feel so dirty.
Walmart: You'll save money, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!
Wilhelm scream at (just kidding).
Evil from the heart of darkness itself.
Infinite zest, do you visit d-listed? I swear every time I see a video on there within a day or two it's on here
Stars for giving me an anxiety attack
Two evil things together in one commercial!
Wow that thing really went all the way up there.
The horror, the motherfucking horror.
|dora's cough |
fucken pussy clown yell like a BICH shoud of kick a ghey unicorn @$$ JUGGALO 4 LYFE
Save money, live better! Except, of course, for your crippling foot injury. Oh man, it hit the bone and kept on going!
Just like a Chinese factory!
Karma is swift and merciless for those who shop at Wal-Mart.
This commercial is bullshit. Walmart doesn't even sell a clown outfit.
UNTRUE: A truly smart Walmart shopper would pick up the clown costume over Halloween (or, better yet, after Halloween on clearance) and keep it in storage until an occasion when it is required.
THAT IS WHY WALMART CUSTOMERS ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT, YOU FAGGOT.
Compared with all the shitty, sanctimonious Walmart commercials airing recently, this earns 5.
Look at Walmart going from the WE HERE AT A MASSIVE GLOBAL CORPORATION UNDERSTAND THAT TIMES ARE TOUGH AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU BY RAPING OUR EMPLOYEES AND OUR SUPPLIERS (AND THEREBY, THEIR EMPLOYEES) TO BRING YOU THE LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES ON CHEAPLY MADE CRAP
HEY LOOK BODILY INJURY THEATER!
This is one step removed from a light beer commercial.
This reminds me of the time I stepped on a staple that had been used to fasten TV cable to the wall in my old apartment. It had razor sharp shanks about an inch long, and it hurt like hell going in, but it was so sharp it hardly bled at all coming out.
Who the hell buys their kid a die-cast metal unicorn?
Shopping at Wal-Mart? A parent who wishes their child to die soon of cadmium-and-lead poisoning.
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