The Mothership      If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that was Rob Riggle.
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Innocent Bystander      Terrifying, yet hilarious.
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Chizmurder      This may be one of the best screams I've heard in a long time.
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Desidiosus      Thus a cycle of traumatization begins anew.
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Charles      That was BRILLIANT! But I have no idea why it exists.
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kingarthur      Evil AND Satisfying! It's a two-fer!
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Aoi      I laughed.
I feel so dirty.
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phalsebob     Walmart: You'll save money, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!
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manning_krull      Wilhelm scream at (just kidding).
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Ocyrus      Evil from the heart of darkness itself.
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Sacks5thAvenButt      Infinite zest, do you visit d-listed? I swear every time I see a video on there within a day or two it's on here
Stars for giving me an anxiety attack
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tamago      Two evil things together in one commercial!
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APE_GOD      Wow that thing really went all the way up there.
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Riskbreaker      The horror, the motherfucking horror.
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dora's cough     fucken pussy clown yell like a BICH shoud of kick a ghey unicorn @$$ JUGGALO 4 LYFE
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BHWW      Save money, live better! Except, of course, for your crippling foot injury. Oh man, it hit the bone and kept on going!
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memedumpster      Just like a Chinese factory!
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Xenocide      Karma is swift and merciless for those who shop at Wal-Mart.
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Chibisuke This commercial is bullshit. Walmart doesn't even sell a clown outfit.
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Hooper_X UNTRUE: A truly smart Walmart shopper would pick up the clown costume over Halloween (or, better yet, after Halloween on clearance) and keep it in storage until an occasion when it is required.
THAT IS WHY WALMART CUSTOMERS ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT, YOU FAGGOT.
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Severian      Compared with all the shitty, sanctimonious Walmart commercials airing recently, this earns 5.
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Hooper_X      Look at Walmart going from the WE HERE AT A MASSIVE GLOBAL CORPORATION UNDERSTAND THAT TIMES ARE TOUGH AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU BY RAPING OUR EMPLOYEES AND OUR SUPPLIERS (AND THEREBY, THEIR EMPLOYEES) TO BRING YOU THE LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES ON CHEAPLY MADE CRAP
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HEY LOOK BODILY INJURY THEATER!
This is one step removed from a light beer commercial.
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CornOnTheCabre      Middle America.
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nidan      This reminds me of the time I stepped on a staple that had been used to fasten TV cable to the wall in my old apartment. It had razor sharp shanks about an inch long, and it hurt like hell going in, but it was so sharp it hardly bled at all coming out.
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athodyd      Who the hell buys their kid a die-cast metal unicorn?
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dead_cat Shopping at Wal-Mart? A parent who wishes their child to die soon of cadmium-and-lead poisoning.
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