jim      *turtle sex noise*
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afp3683      BANG BANG BANG BANG "Wleehh... weh.. wehh.. lwehhhh..."
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Gurlugon      Nature is a beautiful and horrifying thing
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bakune young      So it makes me glad to see Red Foxx has reincarnated as a turtle
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PrincessPeachesUnderpants      take that bitch
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Mayberry Pancakes      What in the hell
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Xiphias     you keep on knockin' but you can't come in!
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johnnyhamhock      EHHH EHHHHHHH....EHHHHHH
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Crucifried      For every child that is molested, there is a headbutt turtle.
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RockBolt      Oh God, that sound
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Corman's Inferno      All it needs is some Attenborough narration
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I am Damo Suzuki      holy shit, it's the baby from eraserhead!
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keinsignal      hot.
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underaneonhalo      I god I want to reincarnate as a turtle...
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dead_cat      Poor Mrs. Turtle.
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NoCode      Everything about this makes me love nature more.
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Quad9Damage      Needs music.
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onemorepanic      why don't we do it in the road.
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Baby Finster      BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
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Caminante      I think he was angry because he couldn't figure out which was the right end.
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doc duodenum     They sound like two boulders rubbing together.
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Kapow      those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack
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Torture the Artist      Turtles are FUCKED up.
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rustedmutt      Nature is awesome.
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fluffy      I used to have a pet turtle and it never made ANY noises at all. Who knew they could moan like that
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sudan no1      aren't these technically tortoises? NOT THAT IT MATTERS
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gonegirl      "The same cry from the tortoise as from Christ, the Osiris-cry of abandonment."
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BAC      eyyyhhhhh must be turtle sound for cowabunga
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santejay      ???
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Ashenblade      I almost pissed myself at 0:23.
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garcet71283      Nothing in human imagination can screw with your mind like nature itself...
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Urburos     WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP.
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j lzrd / swift idiot      I'm glad I finally watched this. Horrifically glad.
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Camonk      That's one thing I can scratch off my list of things to see.
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murph the surf      Youse a big fine turtle, wont ya back that carapace up!
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Tyrathca      I wanna be a tortoise so I can get away with having sex like that...
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Hooper_X      Rape is never funny.
Unless it's turtle rape.
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Frostilicus You come across two turtles fucking in the desert, their arms and legs beating back in forth in the hot sun, and you aren't helping. Why is that?
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fermun      Hey, tortoises have short stubby arms and hard shells. If the lady likes a little spanking, you gotta make do with ramming into her I guess.
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mobius      Who says romance is dead?
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Cleaner82      One of the immortal classics.
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Keefu      It's so beautiful. Terrifyingly beautiful.
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thekidinthehelmet      I like turtles.
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imairlax      there are not enough stars for this in all of god's creation
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