*turtle sex noise*
BANG BANG BANG BANG "Wleehh... weh.. wehh.. lwehhhh..."
Nature is a beautiful and horrifying thing
|bakune young |
So it makes me glad to see Red Foxx has reincarnated as a turtle
take that bitch
|Mayberry Pancakes |
What in the hell
you keep on knockin' but you can't come in!
For every child that is molested, there is a headbutt turtle.
Oh God, that sound
|Corman's Inferno |
All it needs is some Attenborough narration
|I am Damo Suzuki |
holy shit, it's the baby from eraserhead!
I god I want to reincarnate as a turtle...
Poor Mrs. Turtle.
Everything about this makes me love nature more.
why don't we do it in the road.
|Baby Finster |
BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
I think he was angry because he couldn't figure out which was the right end.
|doc duodenum |
They sound like two boulders rubbing together.
those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack
|Torture the Artist |
Turtles are FUCKED up.
Nature is awesome.
I used to have a pet turtle and it never made ANY noises at all. Who knew they could moan like that
|sudan no1 |
aren't these technically tortoises? NOT THAT IT MATTERS
"The same cry from the tortoise as from Christ, the Osiris-cry of abandonment."
eyyyhhhhh must be turtle sound for cowabunga
I almost pissed myself at 0:23.
Nothing in human imagination can screw with your mind like nature itself...
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I'm glad I finally watched this. Horrifically glad.
That's one thing I can scratch off my list of things to see.
|murph the surf |
Youse a big fine turtle, wont ya back that carapace up!
I wanna be a tortoise so I can get away with having sex like that...
Rape is never funny.
Unless it's turtle rape.
You come across two turtles fucking in the desert, their arms and legs beating back in forth in the hot sun, and you aren't helping. Why is that?
Hey, tortoises have short stubby arms and hard shells. If the lady likes a little spanking, you gotta make do with ramming into her I guess.
Who says romance is dead?
One of the immortal classics.
It's so beautiful. Terrifyingly beautiful.
I like turtles.
there are not enough stars for this in all of god's creation
doesn't he fall off her, onto his back, at the end of the original?
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