jim 
*turtle sex noise*
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afp3683
BANG BANG BANG BANG "Wleehh... weh.. wehh.. lwehhhh..."
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Gurlugon
Nature is a beautiful and horrifying thing
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bakune young
So it makes me glad to see Red Foxx has reincarnated as a turtle
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PrincessPeachesUnderpants
take that bitch
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Mayberry Pancakes
What in the hell
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Xiphias
you keep on knockin' but you can't come in!
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johnnyhamhock
EHHH EHHHHHHH....EHHHHHH
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Crucifried
For every child that is molested, there is a headbutt turtle.
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RockBolt
Oh God, that sound
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Corman's Inferno
All it needs is some Attenborough narration
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I am Damo Suzuki
holy shit, it's the baby from eraserhead!
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keinsignal
hot.
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underaneonhalo
I god I want to reincarnate as a turtle...
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dead_cat
Poor Mrs. Turtle.
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NoCode
Everything about this makes me love nature more.
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Quad9Damage
Needs music.
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onemorepanic
why don't we do it in the road.
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Baby Finster
BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
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Caminante
I think he was angry because he couldn't figure out which was the right end.
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doc duodenum
They sound like two boulders rubbing together.
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Kapow
those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack
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Torture the Artist
Turtles are FUCKED up.
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rustedmutt
Nature is awesome.
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fluffy
I used to have a pet turtle and it never made ANY noises at all. Who knew they could moan like that
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sudan no1
aren't these technically tortoises? NOT THAT IT MATTERS
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gonegirl
"The same cry from the tortoise as from Christ, the Osiris-cry of abandonment."
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BAC
eyyyhhhhh must be turtle sound for cowabunga
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santejay
???
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Ashenblade
I almost pissed myself at 0:23.
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garcet71283
Nothing in human imagination can screw with your mind like nature itself...
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Urburos
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
I'm glad I finally watched this. Horrifically glad.
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Camonk
That's one thing I can scratch off my list of things to see.
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murph the surf
Youse a big fine turtle, wont ya back that carapace up!
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Tyrathca
I wanna be a tortoise so I can get away with having sex like that...
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Hooper_X
Rape is never funny.
Unless it's turtle rape.
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Frostilicus
You come across two turtles fucking in the desert, their arms and legs beating back in forth in the hot sun, and you aren't helping. Why is that?
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fermun
Hey, tortoises have short stubby arms and hard shells. If the lady likes a little spanking, you gotta make do with ramming into her I guess.
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mobius
Who says romance is dead?
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Cleaner82
One of the immortal classics.
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Keefu
It's so beautiful. Terrifyingly beautiful.
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thekidinthehelmet
I like turtles.
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imairlax
there are not enough stars for this in all of god's creation
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ogmisce
doesn't he fall off her, onto his back, at the end of the original?
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