I laughed really, really hard. I must hate kids.
|Maggot Brain |
"OH MY GOD, STACY'S PRODUCE!!!"
Next on the Lifetime Original Movie....
Or just get crank windows, then you can leave them in the car all you want.
Crank windows can't be electronically disabled to prevent the kids from operating them in the first place (which is also one way of solving this problem). They also can't be remotely operated by the driver to override some kid screwing around with the buttons while on the road.
Of course turning off the car and removing the key should also solve this problem. They neglect to mention that perhaps leaving a little kid ALONE IN A RUNNING CAR might be even more of a risk than some freak window accident.
Shit, I WOULD have left my child alone with an electric fan before. Fuck. Is it... is it fan-death? Are we worrying about that now?
It's just oscillating fans. They mimic the pattern with their necks and get horrible upper back pain.
Satisfyingly crunchy and squishy sound effects.
OK so the carrots are fingers and the grapefruit is supposed to represented a squishy child's head.
What is the cucumber supposed to be?
I'm guessing either limbs, or an extremely deformed child's head.
and when I got back to the car there was a delicious salad waiting for me on the ground
|Caminante Nocturno |
Todd McFarlane's Veggie Tales.
Slices, dices, makes julienne fries. The Kid-Killer window, just $19.95. Comes with a selection of special absorbent cleaning cloths.
Call now and we'll throw in three more -- FREE!
The website advertised by this video is a shining example of retarded logic.
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