Bozo I could hear PEPSIMAN! forever and not get sick it.
zatojones A man presumably made of Pepsi runs people down while collecting cans of Pepsi in a race against time to get to a Pepsi machine so he can drink a Pepsi. Also he is ultimately killed by a giant can of Pepsi.
NovaPolice Nobody wanted to Muscle March with Pepsiman. He's the saddest soda homunculus.
Lauritz Melchior The construction vehicles are digging gigantic ditches in the street. Not minor construction. But huge fucking ditches on both sides of the road.