Bozo - 2010-02-05 I could hear PEPSIMAN! forever and not get sick it.
zatojones - 2010-02-05 A man presumably made of Pepsi runs people down while collecting cans of Pepsi in a race against time to get to a Pepsi machine so he can drink a Pepsi. Also he is ultimately killed by a giant can of Pepsi.
NovaPolice - 2010-02-06 Nobody wanted to Muscle March with Pepsiman. He's the saddest soda homunculus.
Lauritz Melchior - 2010-02-06 The construction vehicles are digging gigantic ditches in the street. Not minor construction. But huge fucking ditches on both sides of the road.