Bort And then they went down to Haiti to abduct some kids.
Stopheles "God, I know that you would rather use your omnipotent power to make abortion and homosexuality completely and historically non-existent in this dimension, but couldja put that aside and get us a TV so we can watch some football?"
socialist_hentai And the Lord in his anger summoned a pack of she-bears to maul and dismember them for their insolence.
themilkshark So one girl warns that God is sending them a sign that football is too important to them, so they pull a different smaller TV out of another room to watch? At least they remembered to include blind hypocrisy in their Christian edutainment vid.