See, kids? Praying won't help for shit in a time of need.
They should pray to Tim Tebow.
|Muddy Mae Suggins |
I swear this is a dupe but I can't find it... Oh well, stars for stupid!
here you go.
Guys! Hey guys! Guys guys guys... guys? GUYS!
And then they went down to Haiti to abduct some kids.
"God, I know that you would rather use your omnipotent power to make abortion and homosexuality completely and historically non-existent in this dimension, but couldja put that aside and get us a TV so we can watch some football?"
|Caminante Nocturno |
Those are faces only a mother could love.
Certainly not a god.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
During the commercials, we can tell everyone about Jesus! Yeah, okay.
Here, have my hat. That should help.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"Guys, maybe we should pray for acting lessons."
So one girl warns that God is sending them a sign that football is too important to them, so they pull a different smaller TV out of another room to watch? At least they remembered to include blind hypocrisy in their Christian edutainment vid.
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