|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-02-07 |
Dear GOP: Please realize she's a moron. Run someone for president in 2012 that actually has a brain, m'kay? Putting the special needs guy in the Oval Office didn't work out so well last time, so let's try some smarts next go 'round, whadd'ya say?
You guys are forgetting about Michelle Bachmann.
Palin/Bachmann 2012 would be nice, but why not Bachmann/Palin 2012 instead?
Self-righteous defense of this on National Review:
You see, she's actually smarter than Obama because she doesn't need a teleprompter and is a true conservative because she isn't wasting money on one, etc.
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
If Bachmann runs for the presidency, I'll kill her myself.
* runs for president / makes a run on the presidency
|fatatty - 2010-02-07 |
Those notes are:
'Energy' 'Budget Cut' 'Tax' 'Lift American Spirits'
Sarah of all people shouldn't need to be reminded to Lift American Spirits. Now energy, who couldn't forget that we have energy problems?
|BOOSH - 2010-02-07 |
Should have gone with a teleprompter
|memedumpster - 2010-02-07 |
She is now officially the doll who wets herself at the tea party. Up next, the teddy bear with the missing eye.
|Frank Rizzo - 2010-02-07 |
|Urkel Forever - 2010-02-07 |
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2010-02-07 |
I am tired of all these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...
|StanleyPain - 2010-02-07 |
This is like going to a job interview with cheat notes written on your hand that say "Answer questions. Try to get job."
Anyone care to venture what was written on the palm of her right hand? My bet:
Don't talk about fight club
Actually, there's photos of it flosting around.
As I remember, it's omething like:
Lift America's Spirits
She's dumb, dumb people like her, and there are a lot of dumb people.
Anybody who defends the GOP, however badly, will cheer up the voters, because it reassures them that there is something worth defending; it's not just about irrational hatred of gays and the poor.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-02-07 |
It's not even that she wrote notes on her hand, it's that she wrote notes that even a child would have no problem memorizing.
|dead_cat - 2010-02-07 |
It's Class Presentation week all over again. IN GRADESCHOOL.
I need to know the GOP response NOW.
|Hooper_X - 2010-02-07 |
If the GOP is half as sinister as people make it out to be, Palin is the ultimate dodge. She's here to lower the guard of the left so they can bring out this fucking steel-plated Robocop of a dude in the 2012 election and just murder everything.
Palin/Rove 2012 with Cheney working under the table so there's no accountability. Make fun of them now before the Sedition Act is reinstated.
|boner - 2010-02-07 |
It says PUT ON YOUR PANTS FIRST THEN YOUR SHOES.
|Camonk - 2010-02-07 |
The absolute worst part is that she's really showing her age now. Her face is all old-looking. Like, unbangably so.
"Now"? This is just what she looks like when she doesn't have a gang of high-priced professional makeup-artists on call. It's been less than two years since the elections, unless she took up heavy smoking and tanning, she's not gonna age THAT much.
I think it's just because the difference between a woman you wanna fuck and a woman you don't wanna fuck is a really sharp, obvious divide. It ain't like a spectrum, like going from a flat plain to the foothills to a mountain.
Dumb cunts get old and you ain't wanna fuck 'em no more. There's literally at most a day's difference.
|Chet - 2010-02-07 |
|Hugo Gorilla - 2010-02-07 |
Palin is every manager I've worked under. A mediocre and self-important shell of a person with no more ambition than being promoted and considering a badge of honor to live by mobile truths. She can't be bothered to be concerned with anyone but her own little inner circle of ass kissers and higher-ups.
I've asked this before in another video, but how did a thin-skinned and ill-suited person get so far into politics? At the end of the day, Bush struck me as a saavy player in politics at least. Palin just knows she's making money because she's saying the things she's been told to say by some handler.
|Oktay - 2010-02-07 |
Is this "Sarah Palin" woman some sort of celebrity? The name sounds familiar.
|Dicknuts - 2010-02-07 |
They paid her 100k for this.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Don't worry though, she isn't going to KEEP the money. It's "going back to the cause" (though she pointedly won't explain how).
That's her nickname for her retarded baby.
STANLEY DON'T SAY RETARDED THAT IS INSULTING WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING IS RETARDED.
Unless you're Rush Limbaugh and you're referring to people who are actually mentally handicapped as retarded. Then it's cool.
|Hooker - 2010-02-07 |
She's just going to show up in a housecoat eventually.
|Miskimo - 2010-02-08 |
needs a "salient reminder of one's primate ancestry" tag
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-08 |
I bet she makes one hell of a hook-rug.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2010-02-08 |
|Zarathustra00 - 2010-02-13 |
Palin has set the standard for the tag "beyond parody"
|klingerbgoode - 2010-02-17 |
WASH YO HANDS
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