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Desc:HQ close up of notes on her hand
Category:News & Politics, Horror
Tags:GOP, Sarah Palin, beyond parody, are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted:THA SUGAH RAIN
Date:02/07/10
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Dear GOP: Please realize she's a moron. Run someone for president in 2012 that actually has a brain, m'kay? Putting the special needs guy in the Oval Office didn't work out so well last time, so let's try some smarts next go 'round, whadd'ya say?
sheikurbouti
Dear GOP: PALIN 2012 ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Charles
She is clearly the Chosen One. Only she can guarantee a second term of Obama.

splatterbabble
If they were smart, would they be in politics?

citrusmirakel
You guys are forgetting about Michelle Bachmann.

Palin/Bachmann 2012 would be nice, but why not Bachmann/Palin 2012 instead?

baleen


Self-righteous defense of this on National Review:

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ODU3YzkwMGYxZGY1NGQ2O TZiZWZhMWIzOTNkZTU1ZWE=

You see, she's actually smarter than Obama because she doesn't need a teleprompter and is a true conservative because she isn't wasting money on one, etc.

gambol
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.

-Ronald Reagan

pastorofmuppets
If Bachmann runs for the presidency, I'll kill her myself.

pastorofmuppets
* runs for president / makes a run on the presidency

Rodents of Unusual Size
Bachmann won't run. That would require notes up and down her entire body. She'll be mistaken for a circus freak and not even allowed near the podum.

fatatty
Those notes are:

'Energy' 'Budget Cut' 'Tax' 'Lift American Spirits'

Sarah of all people shouldn't need to be reminded to Lift American Spirits. Now energy, who couldn't forget that we have energy problems?
fatatty
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-02-07-palinhandclose.jpg

Urist
"Budget Cuts" was too complicated of a concept... regular old "Cuts" got left in though..

BOOSH
Should have gone with a teleprompter
MongoMcMichael
TELEPROMPTERS ARE FOR LIBERAL FAGGOTS REAL AMERICANS USE FACTORY-PRESSED PAPER

The Townleybomb
Do you seriously think she can read well enough to handle a teleprompter?

Also, this needs the "beyond parody" tag even more than most Palin videos.

Syd Midnight
She used to use a teleprompter until one of her aides watched "Anchorman" and decided to prevent a potential disaster.

memedumpster
She is now officially the doll who wets herself at the tea party. Up next, the teddy bear with the missing eye.
Frank Rizzo
I 'torted
Urkel Forever
:(
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
I am tired of all these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...
StanleyPain
This is like going to a job interview with cheat notes written on your hand that say "Answer questions. Try to get job."
kennydra
Shit. Seriously.

Zarathustra00
Anyone care to venture what was written on the palm of her right hand? My bet:

Sarah Palin
Republicans good
Democrats bad
Don't talk about fight club

dead_cat
Actually, there's photos of it flosting around.

As I remember, it's omething like:

Energy
Budgets. Taxes
Lift America's Spirits

Mayberry Pancakes
THANK YOU. I don't even understand what these were supposed to do. She needed a reminder to talk about the budget? Was she afraid someone would ask her about the budget and she'd be tempted to respond with a folksy anecdote about moose hunting?

Either there's more to this than we realize (i.e. the session was prearranged or something) or she is literally dumb beyond comprehension.

pastorofmuppets
She's dumb, dumb people like her, and there are a lot of dumb people.

Anybody who defends the GOP, however badly, will cheer up the voters, because it reassures them that there is something worth defending; it's not just about irrational hatred of gays and the poor.

Caminante Nocturno
It's not even that she wrote notes on her hand, it's that she wrote notes that even a child would have no problem memorizing.
pastorofmuppets
and crossed some out.

dead_cat
OH
MY
GOD
It's Class Presentation week all over again. IN GRADESCHOOL.

I need to know the GOP response NOW.
THA SUGAH RAIN
She's fucking retarded.

Stopheles
The NRO's spin is "she's just like regular American moms who take notes on their hands, unlike Obama whose usage of the Teleprompter (unlike Reagan's and both Bushes') shows him to be in over his head; also please forget about the fact that Obama didn't use a Teleprompter when he kicked the shit out of the Republican Congress at their retreat, because he was being all lecturey then and who wants that kind of elitism?"

Hooper_X
If the GOP is half as sinister as people make it out to be, Palin is the ultimate dodge. She's here to lower the guard of the left so they can bring out this fucking steel-plated Robocop of a dude in the 2012 election and just murder everything.
phalsebob
Cheney?

pastorofmuppets
Palin/Rove 2012 with Cheney working under the table so there's no accountability. Make fun of them now before the Sedition Act is reinstated.

boner
It says PUT ON YOUR PANTS FIRST THEN YOUR SHOES.
Camonk
The absolute worst part is that she's really showing her age now. Her face is all old-looking. Like, unbangably so.
dead_cat
"Now"? This is just what she looks like when she doesn't have a gang of high-priced professional makeup-artists on call. It's been less than two years since the elections, unless she took up heavy smoking and tanning, she's not gonna age THAT much.

Riskbreaker
She still has nice legs, one thing for the other.

Also, i bet she confused for which interview she was going and went with a cooking recipe.

James Woods
I noticed this last night. It was the thing that jogged me out of the hellish nightmare my imagination had strayed into after hearing Palin say "America is ready for another revolution".

When I noticed the rapid aging I was reminded of when CNN was discussing how presidents appear to age rapidly in office. The obvious cause being the massive amount of stress and pressure that comes with being in the spotlight under a microscope. Sarah Palin probably suffers from about the same if not more stress as George W. Bush did. Imagine her in 4 years. She's at the age where actresses start to lay low or go with surgery if they're still getting work. So my guess is she'll be getting fixed up within a year and a half. Frankenpalin's monster.

Camonk
I think it's just because the difference between a woman you wanna fuck and a woman you don't wanna fuck is a really sharp, obvious divide. It ain't like a spectrum, like going from a flat plain to the foothills to a mountain.

Dumb cunts get old and you ain't wanna fuck 'em no more. There's literally at most a day's difference.

Chet
ENHANCE! ENHANCE!
Squeamish
Dammit, that's the same thing I was thinking.

Hugo Gorilla
Palin is every manager I've worked under. A mediocre and self-important shell of a person with no more ambition than being promoted and considering a badge of honor to live by mobile truths. She can't be bothered to be concerned with anyone but her own little inner circle of ass kissers and higher-ups.

I've asked this before in another video, but how did a thin-skinned and ill-suited person get so far into politics? At the end of the day, Bush struck me as a saavy player in politics at least. Palin just knows she's making money because she's saying the things she's been told to say by some handler.
Oktay
Is this "Sarah Palin" woman some sort of celebrity? The name sounds familiar.


Dicknuts
They paid her 100k for this.


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
APE_GOD
Amazing, innit?


Stopheles
Don't worry though, she isn't going to KEEP the money. It's "going back to the cause" (though she pointedly won't explain how).

StanleyPain
That's her nickname for her retarded baby.

Hooper_X
STANLEY DON'T SAY RETARDED THAT IS INSULTING WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING IS RETARDED.

Unless you're Rush Limbaugh and you're referring to people who are actually mentally handicapped as retarded. Then it's cool.

TeenerTot
Oh, I know I know!
The money went back to the cause by purchasing her book to distribute to people to spread the Good Word of the GOP. And to pay her for the books.

Hooker
She's just going to show up in a housecoat eventually.
RomancingTrain
American Flag patterned Snuggie(Slanket's too good for her.)

Miskimo
needs a "salient reminder of one's primate ancestry" tag
cognitivedissonance
I bet she makes one hell of a hook-rug.
Lauritz Melchior
Ugh
Zarathustra00
Palin has set the standard for the tag "beyond parody"
klingerbgoode
WASH YO HANDS
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