SolRo
very carefully

The Mothership
Dupe, with apologies to Daniel Striped Tiger.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=48128

Lauritz Melchior
To be frank, Daniel Striped Tiger has submitted half of the videos on poetv.

Frank Rizzo
what makes you say that professor?

THA SUGAH RAIN
Because larger boats have the right of way.

Evilhead
smaller boat's gosta get out da way get out da way get out da way

Sundry
But unless they get close to each other how can they tell who has the biggest boat, huh, smartypants?

Kind of like you can only compare dick sizes by directly rubbing two dicks together.

CapnJesusHood
It did look the guy at the bow of the big boat was trying to hail the small one before the hit. What language is that? Russian? Because if it is then I think we know what's really to blame.

Smellvin
Communism.

takewithfood
I gather the rule is that when two boats are approaching each other like this, the one to starboard is supposed to alter course. If they're approaching head-on then they each have to alter course to port. When in doubt, alter course to port.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
He learned that from driving the Saratoga.

Wonko the Sane
CapnJesusHood:

It looks like the smaller boat is flying a Mexican flag

sparklefatty
So beaners can't pilot boats, is that what you're saying?

Feyd
those aren't yachts you dumb hayseed

oogaBooga
To the boatless, everything larger than a schooner is a yacht.

charmlessman
I was playing Tuna of the Land in my car the other day.