|Innocent Bystander |
"What the fuck!? We're in the middle of the fucking ocean! How do you find a boat out here to collide with, how?"
Dupe, with apologies to Daniel Striped Tiger.
|Wonko the Sane |
For the record, it was the other boats fault.
smaller boat's gosta get out da way get out da way get out da way
It did look the guy at the bow of the big boat was trying to hail the small one before the hit. What language is that? Russian? Because if it is then I think we know what's really to blame.
I gather the rule is that when two boats are approaching each other like this, the one to starboard is supposed to alter course. If they're approaching head-on then they each have to alter course to port. When in doubt, alter course to port.
Wonko the Sane
It looks like the smaller boat is flying a Mexican flag
So beaners can't pilot boats, is that what you're saying?
McNutty's gonna be sad he missed that one.
|James Woods |
This video makes crashing two boats in the middle of the ocean look easy.
Rich folks' yachts colliding? I believe the schadenfreude tag is in order.
Chicken of the sea.
|The Townleybomb |
I'm pretty sure this is a dupe, but I don't care. +1 for the little kid yelling "maman!".
|Syd Midnight |
AWAY BOARDING PARTIES
Take out the bridge first, then round up the screaming children for the mines.
This has been the Bayshore Theater League's re-enactment of Captain Picard's victory over the Reman warship in "Star Trek: Nemesis."
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|Caminante Nocturno |
"Sorry, we thought you were Japanese, our mistake."
They scurry like ants.
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