KNIVES WILL FUCKING CUT YOUR PIG WIDE OPEN
Man, they cooked all of that and ate it. Did you see how fat that kid was?
the rednecks cutting things to that AMAZING Numetal, screwin' up pork ribs in awesome slo-mo, imagining that it's a terrorist and defending amuuurica! FUCK YEAH!
The "Bear proof suit" guy uses one to shave. True story.
Showing the blade afterwards is the facial of blade promo videos.
Finally! Something to service my chopping-a-phone-book-with-a-single-swipe needs!
"This is why you carry a bowie knife..." you could tell he wanted to say, "Imagine this block of meat was a nigger!" Or maybe he did say it, and they cut it.
Plus, don't they have ANYBODY in decent shape who works there?
Fats with Knives is my favorite show, but I think the addition of Baby Fats is just a transparent Cousin Oliver move.
|The Mothership |
"Our Natchez Bowie is the definitive fighting bowie. Its long blade is perfectly shaped for reach and leverage, and its significant heft is flawlessly balanced, giving it unparalleled liveliness and velocity."
This is not a chopping bowie, this is a stabbing bowie.
This ad is aimed at that special breed of loony open-carrier; the kind who believes his awesome bowie skills will stop a bank robbery some day.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
4:28 - NO fucking way.... oh ... ok yeah.
at :54 it looked like he was going to stab a bible
then you got your old standby the leather jacket full of steak
I ordered the catalog on the strength of these videos. The variety of weapons they offer is astounding. There is a fighting sarong, unbreakable poly baseball bats (called the "Bronx Crusher" if I remember right), sjamboks, and a tactical steak knife set in a counter-top butcher block.
Almost everyone in this video demonstrates horrible cutting technique, except for one or two lucky shots. They might as well be using a tactical axe to cut stuff (which they also sell, by the way).
my friend bought one of their "gunstock war clubs". essentially its a plastic rifle with a huge metal spike. he keeps it in his car. i attempted to explain this was a bad idea but the type of people in the market for a gunstock war club are the same type of people who aren't interested in weapon carry laws.
and for the record, i'm a knife collector with several cold steels and their knives generally leave something to be desired: they skimp on material and manufacturing quality by using inferior steels and chinese labor and attempt to make up for it with FUCK YOU LOOK AT MY FUCKING BADASS KNIFE designs. their japanese made ones are generally pretty good but also significantly more expensive.
i can't really recommend them over a benchmade or a spyderco though; you can actually carry those and not look like a murderer.
Natchez rhymes with Matches. Why can't people pronounce this. It's almost as bad as Biloxi.
Pig doesn't strike back.
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