voodoo_pork - 2010-03-03
*tears*
Awesome.
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Frank Rizzo - 2010-03-03
.....when the fuck did this happen to roger ebert!?
I had no idea!
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Enjoy - 2010-03-03 Was he color blind or how did he not know?
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Spit Spingola - 2010-03-03
That computerized Ebert voice is pretty neat.
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chumbucket - 2010-03-03
two thumbs up....waaaaaay up
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Hooper_X - 2010-03-03
Wow. That looks really uncomfortable.
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Mike Tyson?! - 2010-03-03 Yeah, that Macbook must be burning the shit out of his balls there.
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-03-03
She also said they eat in separate rooms. Because eating for him is absorbing vitamins and minerals through a hole in his stomach and eating for her is... different.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-03-03
Christ, I haven't seen a picture of him in years. I didn't realize it was that bad :(
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ItsAboutTime - 2010-03-03
"Ain't that something?"
Can't wait for the code to leak so we can read out random IMDB user reviews with his voice.
ps.: I guess his option is better than dying. Still, poor guy. Just a reminder to enjoy your life (and body) every day, everything can be taken away.
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Camonk - 2010-03-03 Thanks for explaining the moral, you Lifetime Original faggot
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eatenmyeyes - 2010-03-03 He should license it for just that purpose.
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ItsAboutTime - 2010-03-03 Just trying to feel good about having a jaw here...
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The Mothership - 2010-03-03
Why is this linked with the pubic rhinestones? I see no vajazzling here.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=75669
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Camonk - 2010-03-03
Huh, I should probably see The Hurt Locker.
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mon666ster - 2010-03-03
Sorry, but whenever I look at his face, I think the only noise coming out of it should be an extremely loud banshee like scream.
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boner - 2010-03-03
His voice is made out of DVD commentary tracks. How awesome is that.
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MaulLove - 2010-03-03 That is pretty appropriate and awesome.
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oogaBooga - 2010-03-03
oh man.. roger...
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Cleaner82 - 2010-03-03
Guy lost his entire lower jaw, he eats through his stomach, and he steadfastly refuses to be a fucking sadsack.
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Syd Midnight - 2010-03-03 I'd like to point out that Roger Ebert's power comes from being the most obsessive movie nerd ever, and caring very deeply about what other people say about movies. He is a 21st century hero.
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Jeriko-1 - 2010-03-03
Its a shame they couldn't hook him up with a spiffy headcage like Trap-Jaw from He-Man.
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Princess v2.1 - 2010-03-03 He doesn't want to go through surgery again. (!) Fuck that, give me the goddamned prosthesis.
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Syd Midnight - 2010-03-03 Building yourself hydraulic claws etc would require lots of spare time, and Roger Ebert has movies to watch. He might need a bionic ass if he lives much longer though.
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Syd Midnight - 2010-03-03 ps. IMHO the best method of facial hideosity obfuscation is a cheap plastic halloween mask, except for all the times the police will be taking it off then putting it back on you.
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charmlessman - 2010-03-03
He's giving his wife the, "AHH AHH?!?! What do you think?" face.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-03
I want someone to replace that program with a copy of Vocaloid. I want to hear his review of Transformers 2 in Hatsune Miku's voice.
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Syd Midnight - 2010-03-03 Trivia: At first Stephen Hawking hated his voice's American accent, but now he refuses to upgrade it to a more modern synth voice because he's had it for so long, that's just how the Hawk rolls.
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Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2010-03-04 Look Cammy, if you want a review in English, you gotta go with Ruka. I know, it sucks but Miku's voice just can't handle the complexity of Roger Ebert.
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Riskbreaker - 2010-03-03
I gladly welcome our new robot-movie critic overlord.
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phalsebob - 2010-03-04
I'm glad he beat the cancer.
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KillerGazebo - 2010-03-04
I can't watch old episodes of The Critic anymore. It begins with a view of the World Trade Center and features a now dead man and a now robot-zombie as frequent guests. It's really depressing.
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ShiftlessRastus - 2010-03-04
Anyone who follows him on twitter knows that he still talks too much.
Also, he's "Half human, half cyborg".
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Harveyjames - 2010-06-23
Yar, you gave Roger Ebert a nickel! He'll be dancin' for hours!
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-09-27
Soon, we'll be able to get programs like this for our computers that read text in famous voices. I'll take the James Earl Jones.
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