|voodoo_pork - 2010-03-03 |
|Frank Rizzo - 2010-03-03 |
.....when the fuck did this happen to roger ebert!?
I had no idea!
I knew both of these things. I win the regional title of Roger EberTrivia Master!
But seriously, read this recent article in Esquire: http://www.esquire.com/features/roger-ebert-0310
If anything, it completely replaces pity with admiration regarding Ebert's condition.
Was he color blind or how did he not know?
|Spit Spingola - 2010-03-03 |
That computerized Ebert voice is pretty neat.
|chumbucket - 2010-03-03 |
two thumbs up....waaaaaay up
|Hooper_X - 2010-03-03 |
Wow. That looks really uncomfortable.
Yeah, that Macbook must be burning the shit out of his balls there.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-03-03 |
She also said they eat in separate rooms. Because eating for him is absorbing vitamins and minerals through a hole in his stomach and eating for her is... different.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-03-03 |
Christ, I haven't seen a picture of him in years. I didn't realize it was that bad :(
|ItsAboutTime - 2010-03-03 |
"Ain't that something?"
Can't wait for the code to leak so we can read out random IMDB user reviews with his voice.
ps.: I guess his option is better than dying. Still, poor guy. Just a reminder to enjoy your life (and body) every day, everything can be taken away.
Thanks for explaining the moral, you Lifetime Original faggot
He should license it for just that purpose.
Just trying to feel good about having a jaw here...
|The Mothership - 2010-03-03 |
Why is this linked with the pubic rhinestones? I see no vajazzling here.
|Camonk - 2010-03-03 |
Huh, I should probably see The Hurt Locker.
|mon666ster - 2010-03-03 |
Sorry, but whenever I look at his face, I think the only noise coming out of it should be an extremely loud banshee like scream.
|boner - 2010-03-03 |
His voice is made out of DVD commentary tracks. How awesome is that.
That is pretty appropriate and awesome.
|oogaBooga - 2010-03-03 |
oh man.. roger...
|Cleaner82 - 2010-03-03 |
Guy lost his entire lower jaw, he eats through his stomach, and he steadfastly refuses to be a fucking sadsack.
I'd like to point out that Roger Ebert's power comes from being the most obsessive movie nerd ever, and caring very deeply about what other people say about movies. He is a 21st century hero.
|Jeriko-1 - 2010-03-03 |
Its a shame they couldn't hook him up with a spiffy headcage like Trap-Jaw from He-Man.
He doesn't want to go through surgery again. (!) Fuck that, give me the goddamned prosthesis.
Building yourself hydraulic claws etc would require lots of spare time, and Roger Ebert has movies to watch. He might need a bionic ass if he lives much longer though.
ps. IMHO the best method of facial hideosity obfuscation is a cheap plastic halloween mask, except for all the times the police will be taking it off then putting it back on you.
|charmlessman - 2010-03-03 |
He's giving his wife the, "AHH AHH?!?! What do you think?" face.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-03 |
I want someone to replace that program with a copy of Vocaloid. I want to hear his review of Transformers 2 in Hatsune Miku's voice.
Trivia: At first Stephen Hawking hated his voice's American accent, but now he refuses to upgrade it to a more modern synth voice because he's had it for so long, that's just how the Hawk rolls.
Unmerciful Crushing Force
Look Cammy, if you want a review in English, you gotta go with Ruka. I know, it sucks but Miku's voice just can't handle the complexity of Roger Ebert.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-03-03 |
I gladly welcome our new robot-movie critic overlord.
|phalsebob - 2010-03-04 |
I'm glad he beat the cancer.
|KillerGazebo - 2010-03-04 |
I can't watch old episodes of The Critic anymore. It begins with a view of the World Trade Center and features a now dead man and a now robot-zombie as frequent guests. It's really depressing.
|ShiftlessRastus - 2010-03-04 |
Anyone who follows him on twitter knows that he still talks too much.
Also, he's "Half human, half cyborg".
|Harveyjames - 2010-06-23 |
Yar, you gave Roger Ebert a nickel! He'll be dancin' for hours!
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-09-27 |
Soon, we'll be able to get programs like this for our computers that read text in famous voices. I'll take the James Earl Jones.
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