|chairsforcheap - 2010-03-03 |
i love tim and eric first post boobies
what's to dislike?
|oogaBooga - 2010-03-03 |
Bioshock sucked. Bioshock 2 sucked harder.
If I was a videogame I would be a first person shitter.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-03 |
A Half-Life game where you played a gun turret would be awesome.
Can it be sprite-based?
|Sphinx - 2010-03-03 |
Metaphorical stretch marks.
No one's heard of/noticed The Color Of Magic?
|hentaiwolf - 2010-03-03 |
Five stars for the inevitable plot of Bioshock 3.
|BIlly Mays Here - 2010-03-03 |
Five stars for evil. Yahtzee is an insufferable beardo with a tired gimmick who happened to be at the right place at the right time.
"I like alcohol, but I hate actually socializing with people...EUREKA!"
|akinskirage - 2010-03-03 |
Tranmere Rovers 3.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-03-03 |
I wish yahtzee would produce a mock game containing all of the elements he hates about games and yet is comically self aware of its flaws.
his game would suck, everything would be flawed. he is like a friend you had when you were a huge stoner, and now that you're not a huge stoner you just think he's kind of a small minded dick who's not actually that funny
a flaming monkey
Nah, his games suck. They're Monkey Island style adventure/puzzle/whatever, where you find a stick on the ground. Yoh are dumb if you can't figure out that you need this stick to agitate some bees to make them attack a badger who drops a key which unlocks the cockpit to a plane in which there is a candy bar which you use to bribe a bouncer to get into a brothel where you meet a bear who shows you the secret garden that lives inside you.
His adventure games were pretty good, actually, and with mostly logical puzzles to boot. His side-scrolling games were even better, especially the Trilby game.
But keep on yanking that hate boner if it makes you happy.
I liked Trilby's Notes and 5 Days a Stranger. I laughed when, in one of his reviews - Tabula Rasa? - he took a jab at Lord British for inserting himself into his games though, because HOLY SHIT.
|CharlesSmith - 2010-03-04 |
Yeah yeah yeah, but what does chairsforcheap think?
teenage mutant lisa turtle
He thinks it would be nice to have his name in the description for the next Yahtzee submit. Oh i'm just clownin', Chairs!
|Tuan Jim - 2010-03-04 |
All his comments directed at the little sisters were mean.
|Squidmojo - 2010-03-04 |
I agree with this review more than most of his reviews. Bioshock 2 was poo from a butt.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-03-04 |
The game looks like a DLC for the first title.
|Aubrey McFate - 2010-03-04 |
Best review in a while.
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