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Desc:One of the worst-reviewed PC games ever made
Category:Video Games, Horror
Tags:Paintball, shovelware, Extreme paintbrawl, no grandma its just what I wanted!, just didn give a fuck
Submitted:BIlly Mays Here
Date:03/13/10
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Comment count is 25
THA SUGAH RAIN
This game doesn't give a FUCK.
FABIO
Playing a videogame about paintball is like hiring a hooker to turn the pages of a Playboy for you.
pineapplejuicer
you win the simile of the day award

fermun
That reloading sound is magical.

gambol
your method of keeping time confuses me

THA SUGAH RAIN
I make time do whatever the fuck I want.

garcet71283
THA SUGAH RAIN has spoken!

pineapplejuicer
my reaction to this was basically "when does he start playing? oh, he is playing? oh my."
Udderdude
Looks like they licensed the Duke Nukem 3D engine and then put it to good use.
Mend0zA
They did, and they didn't.

CornOnTheCabre
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Rudo Magnifico
Needs a "mask fogging" effect for maximum realism.
FABIO
And fatter, beardier players who try to wipe off hits when the ref isn't looking.

garcet71283
Or the "surrender" rule.

You know...shout surrender as you are firing from 2 feet away.

Caminante Nocturno
The soundtrack is based around the silent embarrassment that accompanies any paintball game.
Rudo Magnifico
I'm mildly embarrassed by the fact that I can identify every single gun used by the player in the video from its low-res side profile.

I'm more embarrassed by the fact that I own half of them.

Hooper_X
I forsee a bright future for the "no grandma it's just what I wanted!" tag.
Camonk
The weird thing is that it was actually better than Deus Ex.
Explodotron
Sounds like someone couldn't make it past the Statue of Liberty.

garcet71283
Somebody thought he bought an FPS!

StanleyPain
Hey guys lets go to Death Valley and play paintball.
Explodotron
RETERN TO THE EXTREME SCREEN?
Y/N
Robin Kestrel
I was gonna say that this wasn't too awful for a 1993-era Doom-like game. At least they got the weapon bob right. Then I read that it was released October 20, 1998.
Rum Revenge
My little sister and I played the ever-loving heck out of this game.

99% of it was getting around the clunky controls.
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