My friend Rik and I used to sit around campfires along the train tracks and discuss particle- and astrophysics. It's good to see that the Brits do that too.
I'm calling you a big baby. It's an elegant, simple explanation of something that baffled humankind for thousands of years, and you subtract two stars because the sound of scraping wood offended your delicate sensibilities. ;)
I like how he looks and sounds like a barely-pubescent British secondary school science geek, but will, out of nowhere, fucking teach a clinic on your ass by dropping science on you and making your fucking head explode.
Most of these stars are for him, but a part are given to Rosencrantz, below, for the link.