Even though I'm sure it will be the same bewildering mess as every other Godfrey Ho film, this one distinguishes itself with HOLY SHIT CAR DRIVING WITH A CAR BALANCED UPSIDE DOWN ON IT and HOLY SHIT ROLLERSKATE NINJAS CHASING TINY CAR (AS THE NARRATOR DESCRIBES HARROWING SCENES OF SEXUAL EXPLOITATION). This one is a keeper.
Seriously though, they keep mentioning the whole avarice-only-matched-by-sexual-degradation thing, but they don't even give us the traditional titty shot in the trailer? What gives, Godfrey?
I get the impression the narrator thinks that car-on-car and pool-cue fighting are themselves depraved acts.
I woudl watch the whole movie is the same guy was narrating everything, and if the narration was as horribly mismatched as in this trailer.
Ninja Thunderbolt : An international ninja conspiracy which almost succeeds.
Now that is a tagline.
The key to any good soundtrack song is to steal important pieces of a Lalo Schifrin track and put them at the beginning and end.
An outstanding caricature of human violence.
What's this movie called? Ninja Tundra Wolf?
Ninja eye-shadow (Deadly Nightshade brand). Ninja panty-shot. Ninja roller boogie.
Jesus this video alone could create
thousands of deadly internet memes
Godfrey Ho is teaching film making in some university in asia i think. I would kill to take a class with the man,
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WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH CLANK WOOSH WOOSH
Beyond. Fucking. Parody.
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Of note in this one, in the not-Richard Harrison storyline, the good guy is named Inspector Harry Wong and the bad guy is named Jacko Chan.
Also, it's either this or Mission Thunderbolt where Richard Harrison engages in some bizarre sexual fetishism where he fills a condom up with milk, pokes a hole in the end, and squirts it all over his wife.
seeing that guy on fire was pretty upsetting considering the general quality of filmaking
disappointed at the lack of ninjers in this movie.
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