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Desc:With this many taglines, you know it's good!
Category:Trailers, Classic Movies
Tags:godfrey ho, stupid ninja tricks, stupid car tricks, NINJAA!, John Williams played much too loud
Submitted:The McK
Date:06/01/10
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Comment count is 24
boggy84
Even though I'm sure it will be the same bewildering mess as every other Godfrey Ho film, this one distinguishes itself with HOLY SHIT CAR DRIVING WITH A CAR BALANCED UPSIDE DOWN ON IT and HOLY SHIT ROLLERSKATE NINJAS CHASING TINY CAR (AS THE NARRATOR DESCRIBES HARROWING SCENES OF SEXUAL EXPLOITATION). This one is a keeper.

Seriously though, they keep mentioning the whole avarice-only-matched-by-sexual-degradation thing, but they don't even give us the traditional titty shot in the trailer? What gives, Godfrey?
The McK
I get the impression the narrator thinks that car-on-car and pool-cue fighting are themselves depraved acts.

Camonk
I woudl watch the whole movie is the same guy was narrating everything, and if the narration was as horribly mismatched as in this trailer.

dek863
Holy fuck.
Chizmurder
Ninja Thunderbolt : An international ninja conspiracy which almost succeeds.

Now that is a tagline.
Camonk
You might think an international ninja conspiracy that succeeds would be pretty interesting. You'd be wrong. When a ninja conspiracy succeeds, nobody knows about it.

chumbucket
Ninja Thunderbolt - Where swords are sharpened on the bones of the sexually inferior

athodyd
The key to any good soundtrack song is to steal important pieces of a Lalo Schifrin track and put them at the beginning and end.
memedumpster
An outstanding caricature of human violence.
HankFinch
What's this movie called? Ninja Tundra Wolf?
duck&cover
Ninja eye-shadow (Deadly Nightshade brand). Ninja panty-shot. Ninja roller boogie.
kingofthenothing
Ninja Shitty Car Kaboom.

apiaryist
Ninjahhhhhhhh!
andybrownie
Jesus this video alone could create
thousands of deadly internet memes
Riskbreaker
Godfrey Ho is teaching film making in some university in asia i think. I would kill to take a class with the man,
Rodents of Unusual Size
WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH CLANK WOOSH WOOSH
Dicknuts
Beyond. Fucking. Parody.
Caminante Nocturno
2:23!!!
Nikon
NINJAAAAAAAA!
Hooker
Of note in this one, in the not-Richard Harrison storyline, the good guy is named Inspector Harry Wong and the bad guy is named Jacko Chan.

Also, it's either this or Mission Thunderbolt where Richard Harrison engages in some bizarre sexual fetishism where he fills a condom up with milk, pokes a hole in the end, and squirts it all over his wife.
memedumpster
That made my day.

UmbilicalFiend
seeing that guy on fire was pretty upsetting considering the general quality of filmaking
Cleaner82
Surely you're not suggesting they just throw perfectly good immolation footage away.

woodenbandman
disappointed at the lack of ninjers in this movie.
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