I don't think she knows what a tablespoon or a teaspoon is. Also, to quote John McCain; Shut up, cunt.
I'm pretty sure he meant McCain.
|Urkel Forever |
"I don't know. Do some shit. Then eat the shit you make with whatever. I'm skinny."
|The Mothership |
Bitch can't even cut a potato straight. Also confuses hash browns with home fries. Also 4:05.
'Faux' because they haven't actually been fried.
Wasn't she on one of those Real Housewives shows? If I remember right, I think she was the horrible one. You know, the horrible one?
Not even this one?
"You eat with your eyes." She can't even get "The first bite is with your eyes" right???
she's gonna eat my fist with her cunt, because that's where i'm going to punch her.
also you can do these with less oil if you also toss them with corn starch, but she's stupid and doesn't know anything.
I eat with my mouth, but I'm not a violently repulsive horrible vapid waste of everything GOD JUST DIE SKELETOR DIE WITH YOUR STUPID FOOD
I don't think a regular exhibit here has made me so angry on a personal level since Big Al.
She has that personality that says she's raging like a tasmanian devil just below the surface and that she takes it out on service workers..
As much as I hate this stupid fucking cunt, I love submitting her videos, thanks to you guys.
Dumb woman makes dull cooking videos. FIVE STARS!
Herbs and spices are different things
You do not know how to safely cut a potato
I look forward to seeing you on Hell's Kitchen
|Sudan no1 |
The misogyny in these comments is pretty intense, but I guess she deserves it for being a terrible cook
Well, names like "whore" and "cunt" are pretty misogynistic.
don't get me wrong, she looks like someone I would never want to meet, but despicable men don't have the same gendered insults hurled at them.
Ricky Martin is gay, poeTV is a hive of misogynists. Welcome to the internet.
don't worry, it's okay for me to be a raging misogynist. I'm black.
I'm not capable of being sexist. I am a faggot, and therefore half a woman.
I only save the word cunt for horrible people, despite their gender. It's just so bitey and gutteral for a person to not use now and then. It's usually more satisfying when I use it to describe a man, but I can settle for mediocrity if this vapid cunt in front of the camera can too.
Why do people pay her for this?
She's putting oil on potatoes and baking them in a fucking oven.
Correction. She is putting oil on potatoes and baking the hell out of them.
I can't get past her disdain when I look in her eyes. Also, you cut potatoes with the flat side down so they don't slip.
|Lauritz Melchior |
I am overcome with revulsion.
# Ran out of my whole grain cereal.mixed life w rolled oats,dried blueberries,almond milk & sprinkle of sugar served cold.use what u have!
4:30 AM Mar 26th via UberTwitter
They're clearly grotesquely overcooked at the end. Can't they do a second take?
I think it's a YouTube rule that you can only do one take of your videos. No exceptions ever. It's the only way three quarters of crying people, people that start arguing with their parents halfway through, and Chris-chan in general make any sense at all.
"I went to culinary school and all I learned is how to cut my fingertips off"
The worst thing about videos like this is you know people are at home going "omg I never thought of doing that" and then mangling these "recipes" for the people they supposedly love.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
That is not what a fresh spice is, you fucking mong.
Are those faux tits too?
as much as I prefer slender ladies, I'd much rather stick my dick in Simply Sara. Not only because Sara'd probably appreciate it more.
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