the final step is to coat them with semen to allow them to set, and to prove you're a bitch
|Shanghai Tippytap |
Your cellmate calls you "Hamster" and stuck needles in your eyes. Yeah, I'd bet your balls do get pressed up against the wall when you're violently sodomized by your celly.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
balls to the wall theory won arthur C dumbass the nobel prize.
Tattoo'd eyeballs are a good indicator of a person's mental state.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Okay, first things first.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHH! AHHHHH!
Okay, got that out of my system.
Second thing, good luck with those job interviews outside of the circus once you get out of jail.
THA SUGAH RAIN
"I tatooed my own eyeballs in prison, of course I can fill out a TPS report"
Somehow I think these cons aren't seeking gainful employment very seriously.
it's good that on occasion I can still be shocked
|Frank Rizzo |
.....that is fucking awesome.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
This can only happen in prison. Or middle school.
I think I went to middle school with one these guys.
At first I was like prison finally has one up on the BME people, then I watched the related videos and I realized I was just being naive.
This guy is pretty stoked about his eyeball tattoos though.
this is a dupe
i am pretty damn sure i saw this on here before....
I typed all of the logical tags into the search engine. If it really was already here, it was clevered into oblivion.
Eyeball tattoos aren't new.
I am not going to watch this because frankly the fucking TITLE is already more than I can handle
I choose rape bruises, thanks.
Good job making it that much easier for the cops to scoop you up next time.
Dust and the occasional eyelash are enough for me, thank you very much.
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