"As you can always expect come-from-behind victories when you least expect them!"
Practically perfect in every way
How old is he? 15? 35?
His YouTube profile says he's 20, but -- given that POETV has been trained to smell autism from miles away -- I'm guessing that may be why he doesn't exactly act that way.
It's like Vampiric Spektor got a Tyra makeover.
*pauses, pushes eyeglasses up*
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I've never had any other personal hobby in my life other than video games.
|Teased Vagina |
The great thing about being King of all Gamers isn't beating the games, it's showing everyone online that I did.
this none guy must be insanely good
|Rev. Blackson Pollock |
Minus 1 for cutting off before the uncontrolled sobbing that inevitably followed this poor fuckers last statement.
A hundred thousand dollars would come in very handy when I'm in a tight pinch! Such as insurance!
Now imagine Adam West saying that.
|Wonko the Sane |
ten to twelve stars
3:38 no hobbies other than video games?! holy twist ending!! needs to be re-tagged
there is nothing that isn't great about this video
This guy has a friend holding the camera for him.
This guy has a friend.
Is this Ulillillia? Chris-chan in disguise? A Godfrey Ho voice actor?
The majurty of the time, you can always expect me to come out on top. And even if you don't expect me to, there's all... Looks can always be decieving.
As you can always expect come-from-behind videos when you least expect them.
This video is way too perfect to be real, he makes Invisiblecrane look like the Carl sagan of videogame fandom.
"I have over ten to twelve years of experience." - so... 11? 13?
"I have over 7 game consoles." - 8?
If this guy had less hair and was a little older and a liiiiitle fatter, he'd be my ex.
"The majurty of the time"
|Lauritz Melchior |
He is gushing with pride. Leaking it from his adenoid.
*Insert Metaphor* If you know what I mean.
If you will.
If you know (huh) what I mean.
If you follow me.
He can barely form complete sentences before he starts praising himself for how "clever" they are.
These people make for great case studies.
guys this is sort of sad
Amazing. The face and body of a teenage George Costanza with the voice of a castrati Guy Smiley. I don't know what my favorite part is, but this whole tangent is magical.
"My best strategy mostly involves on discovering people's weaknesses and in explotiing it, I usually like to strike while the iron is hot, *IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN*. (eyebrow waggle) As far as a personal favorite game goes, you can always expect me to come out on top in a title called WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2010 *FEATURING EEE SEE DUBYOO* because most of the time I've been working on that *PARTICULAR* game for over four or five of my years in multiple versions so you can kind of expect how to best make people bleed, set people on fire or even climb a ladder to retrieve a *GOLDEN PRIZE*."
I want to kill him. There's still too much good in me not to hunt this man-child down and put him out of his misery. Don't worry Austin Tickner from Phoenix Arizona, help is on the way...
|Yellow Lantern |
He looks like the kind of guy who retrieves a lot of golden prizes.
Fuck I missed it. :(
AW MISSED IT fuck
If you close your eyes he sounds like Ann Coulter.
"Most likely climb a ladder to retrieve a...GOLDEN prize"
Beautiful. It's like seeing the end result of a Skinner Box
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