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Nice one, China!
Is this the same park that ties live chickens to the roof of armored tour buses?
China: There's more where that came from!
Given her gender: ironically no, there really aren't more where she came from.
Yeah, it was a tossup between the joke I chose to make and "It seems the Chinese are resorting to more novel ways of committing infantile gendercide these days."
don't worry - if she gets eaten China has plenty of three year old girls ready to take her place
Has anyone made a joke involving the abundance of female children in China yet? Yes? Shit.
Oh, come on. She had a safety harness!
Ever dangle something squirmy on a string in front of a cat?
I wonder if these people know tigers can jump, and pretty freaking high, too?
The harness is made from lead and mulched cardboard.
More incentive to stay thin.
The expression on the face of that tiger...
This is a terrible way to tease a tiger
GOD DAMN IT CHINA
The description alone was worth five stars.
You don't see that every day.
The tigers do see it frequently it seems.
I have a great idea! Let's let a little Chinese girl in a bright red outfit walk a tightrope over a pit with tigers in it on a windy day.
Have to wonder why China hasn't moved up in the world as fast as other civilizations...
They kind of have, except they're going with the zerg tactic. Procreate procreate procreate.
Meh has a safety harness. Sorry kid if you want to impress me you can't have the safety net.
Tyger! Tyger! burning bright,
Chewing on a child in tights!
Sort of puts the whole "eight year olds dancing to single ladies" thing in perspective, no?
This was just her punishment for drawing on the walls.