Syd Midnight
It's like a mean dog getting hung up on its own leash in its furious desire to lash out and bite someone. They've worked themselves into a state of terror.

chumbucket
door closes, drawer opens...

tmavomodry
he's a doctor, dummy

phalsebob
Even better. One less prejudiced xenophobic idiot to inspire other prejudiced xenophobic idiots who shoot innocent brown people.

Robin Kestrel
One less prejudiced xenophobic idiot to advise on all those enhanced interrogations we're totally not still doing.

Zarathustra00
This entire speech reminded me of my basic public speaking class from college. Introduce self, tell what you're going to tell audience, tell why you're qualified to speak on the subject, body paragraphs with transitions, remind audience of what you told them, close with quote or rhetorical question.

Maybe he should go for a professorship at some christian community college once the whole court-martial and prison term thing is behind him.