As someone who is barbarian rage addicted to coffee, this horrifies me.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Do you know what else contains zero calories? Vodka.
Well, certain vodkas.
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Yeah, ethanol has like 7 calories a gram, it is impossible to have calorie-free alcohol.
But every time I have enough vodka with a meal I pass out and when I wake up it's like I didn't eat anything at all.
Hi. IIIIIII'm Dr. Obvious. But. In the second part of this video. I'll be... :). Dr. Patronising.
Step 1.5: be sure to just spill that shit everywhere because why not.
Now, remember to open the bag before attempting to pour the coffee beans into the filter that is in the coffee maker that is on your counter. If you do not have a counter, any flat, level surface will suffice.
|Robin Kestrel |
Spoiler: it's coffee. It's a five minute video on how to make pot of black coffee. I think it's supposed to be funny.
At least he's only a "therapist" and doesn't have the power to prescribe all of his children Ritalin.
Lost at the warnings against decaf.
|La Loco |
He's neither a doctor nor an actor!
...or a daddy or a man.
...I'm honestly not sure if this is a parody or not. Considering the ridiculous amount of times I've seen parents give their tiny children coffee(and always the most ridiculously sugary and pretty darn caffeinated ones) and then let the little bastards run free in the store.
I just got trolled.
It wasn't funny.
|Rape Van Winkle |
A lot of you think this is real. I don't know how that makes me feel.
But when I read "Crazed Therapist's Fascist Cure," I was sure it was going to be a woman.
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