|The Faghorn |
I hope it involves someone dressed up as Cowboy Curtis.
Shit. I got Morpheus and Orpheus confused. That said, I would totally watch a porno based on Black Orpheus. Make it happen, J Pipes!
Video is actually kind of boring, but an easy five for evil.
|wtf japan |
Porn stars LOVE Subway. This is a fact.
Five because someone, somewhere has probably been saying, "I wish I could wank to a Fishburne".
Wish? You just aren't trying hard enough.
|Robert DeNegro |
I'm here all week, folks! Try the veal!
She took the red pill. She's finding out how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Someone already posted American Virgin.
I wonder if she got a five dollar footlong.
Well, she was with a black guy so I count out the tuna, teriyaki, and spicy italian. Maybe a cold CUT-TRIO? But I'm guessing the meatball.
|Mike Tyson?! |
That dude is ripped.
That dude is apparently only 5'8". Which explains a LOT.
So he's like an inch taller than me. I need some guns like that.
"It's a step in a direction."
This should be my generation's official motto.
Life in a Northern Town
|Frank Rizzo |
if theres no dv/da im not interested.
Gee, Frank. I figured you'd love seeing black women humiliated.
Yeah, I basically submitted this for pure unrestrained evil. All that "she's a bitch, she's a beast, she creams that pussy" stuff is pretty terrible, but when the person you're talking about is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO YOU? Jesus christ.
Seriously, she's probably still under the effects of some drug. Whatever it takes to make her forget she just got filmed while being screwed by that guy.
|Teased Vagina |
Why's she doing this? I know she's an adult and can make whatever choices she wants, but considering how much money her dad must have (as well as access to education/opportunities etc) I find it hard to believe this was something she HAD to do to make ends meet. 5 for evil either way.
Just watch, in two years we'll find out this was all some elaborate hoax and Montana Fishburne will be declared the greatest artist of our time.
Either that or she'll be diagnosed with a mild form of retardation. It's really hard to tell these days...
She wants to be famous and thinks porno is the fastest way to get there. Seriously.
Her first clue that this might be a mistake is being interviewed in a Subway restaurant.
|there is no u and me |
I bet this film is like Citizen Kane with more pussy juice.
Why does the spelling of her name change at :41 ?
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
She's really quite lovely. I'd probably want to see this girl in a porn under ordinary circumstances, but, strange as it may sound, I don't find the fact that she's Lawrence Fishburne's daughter to be all that much of a turn-on.
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