|Caminante Nocturno |
Either the X-Men have discovered a way to make computers out of concrete, or all of the electronics lining the wall are fake.
Also, the "doink" sound Storm makes at 0:37.
Seems like Cyclops could have just kept pushing Jughead until he got bored and left.
WHAT HAPPENED AT COLLEGE?! I need closure on that anecdote! God I hope it's a lesbian experience.
When somebody flies through the air they play a sound of a guy going, "Wcchhhhh--"
juggernaut is accompanied by some seventies porn music
James Mason must have fallen on hard times late in his career to accept the role of Professor X.
Also: Australian Wolverine.
Keep up the good work, Angel.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
You would think that Iceman would be better at dodging his own ice.
thats putting a fair amount of faith into an xman, which isnt a good idea.
|Rape Van Winkle |
HOW DOES IT EEEEEENNNNNDDDDD???
I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking, "Forget Spiderman, I want to see the X-Men!" The only thing is I could have sworn that Wolverine had his brown tights instead of the yellow ones. Anyway the episode ends when the X-men, are defeated mostly by their own incompetence and Spiderman shoots his webbing at... uh... Hey, what's this button below the text box do?
IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Professor X likes to deliver all his orders telepathically, I guess, to make his powers seem useful.
"uh, Professor X...I'm standing right here"
A triumph in voice-acting for both Cyclops and Wolverine.
Quickly X-Men, do nothing of consequence to stop the Juggernaut!
THIS WEEK ON "SUDDENLY AUSTRALIAN FOR NO REASON," IT'S WOLVERINE!
"Ah'm stuck by mah own claws! Well, don't that just burn mah wallaby! Strewth!"
THIS HAS BEEN "SUDDENLY AUSTRALIAN FOR NO REASON."
|Centennial Ostrich |
5 stars for Cyclop's voice alone.
Too bad the Wonder Twins didn't show up. Cyclops and Ice Man's moat seems to be missing a few gophers.
iceman seriously that is fucking dumb
Cyclops pretty clearly cops a feel on iceman there.
As bad as this is, I wish this version of the X-men had become a long-running cartoon instead of what we actually got in the 90's.
Wolverine's claws look like eyelashes. Long, luxurious eyelashes.
you wanna see something gay..?
"No baby, don't go, I need you to stay near me...come sit on my lap. Trust me, it will stop the juggernaut"
Where are Juggernaut's pants?
Also, a stellar contribution by the Angel. there.
|Banal Intercourse |
For those who forgot:
Spiderman is politely excused from the X-Men tea party because he's not an actual mutant. He waits in the car. Then, when Juggernaut shows up and fucks every single X-Man in the ass Spiderman rolls his eyes, gets out of the car, pulls off Juggernaut's helmet one handed while eating a sandwich, and then gets back in the car just in time to hear the next pitch.
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