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Yeah, it's odd that he uses the child-like language in some of his videos. (But then again, I guess it's not so odd, considering that he obviously has huge issues around the topics of sex and masturbation.)

One of his videos boasts the Yahoo Answers-worthy title of "Why Do Chinese Women Have Small Titties?". He answers this question by asserting that Chinese women's breasts have gotten bigger in contemporary times because modern Chinese women no longer practice kung fu, as was previously common throughout China's history. Or some shit like that-- his voice and delivery enrage me so much that I can never make it all the way through any given video of his, even though in theory the bizarre claims and subject matter should make each one a hilarious ride from start to finish.

Hopefully Drew Hempel will start making YouTube videos at some point. He has posted obsessively in a bunch of forums about how by sitting in full lotus position in various public places he is able to give random women orgasms from a distance.