Why bitchy people are called 'tightass'

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fermun - 2010-04-30

I mean this is the Happeh youtube profile, but he has to have somehow gotten that registered and is trolling, right?

Kieran27 - 2010-04-30

No, I know this fellow is completely and utterly against masturbation, and how it makes you ill, insane, etc. And then he goes and makes a video like this...

I wonder if he buys eggs while wearing a disguise?

Rev. Blackson Pollock

- 2010-04-30

Five stars for an attempt at using the phrase "butthole" in a pseudo-scientific setting.

poetry publishing guide

- 2010-05-01

Yeah, it's odd that he uses the child-like language in some of his videos. (But then again, I guess it's not so odd, considering that he obviously has huge issues around the topics of sex and masturbation.)

One of his videos boasts the Yahoo Answers-worthy title of "Why Do Chinese Women Have Small Titties?". He answers this question by asserting that Chinese women's breasts have gotten bigger in contemporary times because modern Chinese women no longer practice kung fu, as was previously common throughout China's history. Or some shit like that-- his voice and delivery enrage me so much that I can never make it all the way through any given video of his, even though in theory the bizarre claims and subject matter should make each one a hilarious ride from start to finish.

Hopefully Drew Hempel will start making YouTube videos at some point. He has posted obsessively in a bunch of forums about how by sitting in full lotus position in various public places he is able to give random women orgasms from a distance.

Scynne

- 2010-05-01

We have a hole in the top of our heads, eh?

dementomstie

- 2010-05-01

HAHAHAHA! What the hell? This... this sounds like comedic genius, but I get the sense that this guy is completely serious, which makes it even funnier.
I have to agree with Scynne in that this video has taught me that we have a hole in the top of our heads. I thought I was the only one, I got mine only after walking behind another kid on the swings when I was two, so I wasn't aware that it was a natural condition that most people are born with.

Sacks5thAvenButt - 2010-05-01

this would be funny had it not been unfunny

manfred

- 2010-05-01

nowhere near the troll aristocracy.

Umaro

- 2010-05-01

Every time he said butthole I spit out the water I was drinking.

Rudy

- 2010-05-03

This man's ass is really stretched tight

He is a Tight Ass

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