My heart is breaking for the whores and pornographers.
Yeah, especially 200 year old "Cousin Stevie". Imagining his dusty mummy balls being gobbled by drug addicted teenagers really adds the necessary gravitas to their plea.
|Urkel Forever |
I've always wondered how pr0n could possibly be a moneymaking endeavor in this day and age.
Is it really piracy? I think that their sales are affected more by amateur porn websites and the influx of porn from europe.
It must be hard to compete with the cost-cutting power of eastern european white slavery.
Rev. Blackson Pollock
I thought it was the tube sites and low self esteem camwhores who throw it out there for free.
Hey, if the musicians can adapt by starting to go on tour to make their money so can you!
No one toured before Napster, kids. Fact!
|Harold Manchester |
Compelling argu-oh shit I have masturbating to do brb
|Robert DeNegro |
The next best thing to expensive lawyers.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Also, who is stupid enough to actually pay for pornography in this day and age?
Man, they use a lot of lip gloss...oh.
|C. Eloi Marx |
"...here is the reality check: Everyone is going to get free porn. And if people are going to get porn fuckin’ everywhere, you’ve got to give them something special. You build a website, get a more personal experience, give the consumer an extra something, something personalized, some incentive that gets them to follow you and care what happens to you. And some people
will be able to do this, and some won’t, and I guess we’ll just see in a few years who’s fuckin’ still standing."
Nicki Hunter looks completely fake. She looks like a character from a video game from the 90s you're supposed to pop an adolescent boner over. She looks like her face doesn't have enough polygons.
Reminds me of that damn fox game for the N64 and the frog thing with the dumb planes shooting stars and non-violent deaths of loved ones.
I dub this Porn64.
Oh and I totally just cost one of these ladies their mortgage just today.
The more inhuman they look the less guilty I feel when I watch them being treated like living toilets
BUY BUY BUY
SOME OF THESE ARTISTS CAN'T EVEN AFFORD FULLY-ERODED NASAL SEPTUMS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
|Adham Nu'man |
Worst Porn Intro Ever.
|The Mothership |
Pornstars; always after the non-metaphorical moneyshot.
Sorry ladies, theSnake needs to jack off, and he has expensive tastes.
YOU WOULDN'T MASTURBATE TO A CAR.
but we've seen movies where people masturbate on cars!
There's already enough free porn to last a lifetime. Does the "consumer" really need "new content"?
Hmm..it could be that the average porn DVD costing somewhere between -100 might have SOMETHING to do with the piracy, yes?
"The people that created it want you to enjoy it. They just need you to pay for it. On old media. And I'm talking OLD media. You know those stores that you used to go to and pay money to take out a movie, and then you'd have to go there to return it again or you'd get charged more? Remember when you had to go there to get something to jerk off to, basically planning your evenings well in advance, and then still have some obligation well past the point that you've finished rubbing it out? THAT is the system we want you to keep using, even though it makes no sense at all."
I have seen porno intros on this website that I would wholeheartedly buy, because they were awesome.
If you don't stop pirating porn, all these porn actresses won't make any money and then they'll be forced to.........oh. Uh...hmm. I don't know where to go from here.
Oh, how the smile just slides off that last girl's face.
Maybe if the porn they were making wasn't so fake and gross and dehumanizing and disposable? Clicking the x button on the top of the browser window and forgetting about it forever is preferable to having CUM GARGLING ASS SLUTS PISS MOUTH TIME MMCXVII sitting on your shelf reminding you of your boundless shame forever.
Rev. Blackson Pollock
I'd use that as a challenge for friends. There's no way you can get through scene 4 man!
As far as I'm concerned you already got your enjoyment out of it, you don't need to be paid, and if you're doing it soley for money, porn is not the industry for you.
Also, it won't exist if we don't pay you for it? 99% of all the porn I've ever jacked off to is amatuer homemade shit anyway, and 99% of staged shit sucks.
tl;dr, I hope you all get the clap and go broke so I don't have to hear anymore of your whining.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Frankly, the shit that these people are putting out these days isn't even worth an illegal download.
Porn I'll pay for:
Unique assets get my dollars.
had to take one star because they are not naked
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