Syd Midnight - 2010-05-15 I feel it is appropriate for the President to demand volunteers when fiddling with a mysterious scientific device, otherwise you'd get Presidents being vaporized or teleported to Gor or the 1400s or something, and the Secret Service really hates that because they'd have to go save him.
athodyd - 2010-05-18 fuck you obama would be running gor inside of a week
Squeamish - 2010-05-16 ALL HAIL PRESIDENT GOOFBALL
Callamon - 2010-05-17 "You got a rocket launcher?"
Banal Intercourse - 2010-05-18 "Good work Sheryl. You're a good sport. No, but seriously, your new job is the floor buffer in the East wing."