Justin Bieber doesn't know what a German door is.
WTF is wrong with that kids hair?
|The God of Biscuits |
These stars are for that tag.
we can only pray that this hit may cause a brain aneurysm
|Caminante Nocturno |
In his defense, that's a very complicated door for someone like him to work with.
The sound it makes. The sound.
That retard is making more money each year than I'll make in a lifetime.
I'd like to think my big brain will allow me to enjoy life more than he could ever imagine, but I know it's not true. Grrrr.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Haha, yes, he's popular and successful and rich therefore he MUST be dumb, anything to rationalize away the insignificance of your life and the fact that there are people who have achieved more than you ever will.
Yes, because truly being a corporate manufactured youth singer is surely one of the greatest achievements.
DESSERT: The fact your defending Bieber, is infinitely funnier than half the dumb shit he's done or said.
Oh and hes not dumb? Kid didn't even know what German was, and don't use the excuse hes a kid, he's in his fucking teens he should know what it is.
I believe the jew-man explanation, if only because the idea that someone can have German ancestry and not know what the word means is too much to bear.
YO WHAT UP!
*boring, shamefull story told gleefully*
Needs "leave it to Bieber" tag.
It's all fun and games now until he goes all manic-depressive, starts binge heroin sprees, stars in Love Bug remakes and gets breast implants.
No, wait, that'll be pretty fun too.
WE ARE ALL VICTIMS HERE.
|Goethe and ernie |
I was all set to post some snide comment about his inability to manage something as simple as walking through a door, but then I remember that I actually have a lot of difficulty with automatic doors as well, and now I just feel worthless, worthless because not only am I incapable of waiting for a fucking door to open then stepping through it, but because neither is he but he's infinitely richer than me.
We all have problems with automatic and revolving doors. They are a weapon brought out in the door wars that have killed people in great numbers. Every technological improvement on doors just makes them more dangerous.
5 stars for the attitude of his wranglers, which suggests he loses fights with inanimate objects every seven minutes.
It seems that PoEtv and the Doors have a common enemy. Let truce finally be called in the Great Door War!
Someone wanna tell me why this little fucker talks like it's 1996? Like he didn't start his career till he finished watching the entire series of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. That is not cool you little fuck!
Who is this kid? Is he famous or something?
He's this little kid that R. Kelly found in a cabbage patch and taught to sing.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
"I just walked into that door. I don't know if you seen it, but..."
Fuck kid. Learn grammar, cause you're right: We didn't "Seen" it, we watched it, saw it, or were privy to the fact that you just launched your ugly fucking head into a glass door. You're like a rich equivalent to sparrows that fly into windows and break their little necks. Why didn't you follow their example all the way through?
At least he'll be dead or forgotten, or both, by the age of 25.
Wait, that's like a whole decade. Dammit.
Five stars for this being a German video.
That...haircut...should provide some degree of protection....
Now we know what his helmet is for. Also, I assume that Usher taught him how to speak African American Vernacular English so well.
POEtv caught bieber-fever!
Wow...he seems to be having a hard time with that door...
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