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This is, hands down, the greatest cartoon ever made by the Walt Disney Corporation, and possibly the greatest cartoon ever made period.
That'll teach those darkie pirates to mess with our white mer-women!
Good god, 2:00. SHUT IT QUEER.
Well good thing all the friendly sea creatures were able to respond to the Rape Alarm... even though the mermaid had no genitals.
Walt Disney teaches us that murder can be fun.
No, the real moral of the story is that if you rape some foreign bitch that smells like fish you'll get crabs all over your deck.
It's that women are fish monsters so you're better off fucking your pirate buddies.
I'd give those mermaids pearl necklaces if you know what i mean. Right? Heyoo!
You mean you would fashion a string of similarly sized pearls together and gift it to one of them? That's very kind of you.
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
If I was into S&M, "I AM NEPTUNE, KING OF THE SEA!" would totally be my 'safe phrase'. Everything about this is wonderful. FIVE STARS.
The octopus wielding 8 pistols at once is my new favorite cartoon character.
You had me at "topless mermaids".
You had me at "homosexual stereotype".
He really loves drowning people.
I didn't think they had gays back then
The sea is obviously man's greatest enemy.
Apparently, this cartoon can be turned into a game. All you need are a bathtub, a bicycle shop, and a young African American boy.