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Desc:Guy who looks like Rowsdower's less-attractive brother celebrates the Holidays in style
Category:News & Politics, Crime
Tags:ex-girlfriend, oral sex, Goo Bazooka, Christmas card
Submitted:DJRobotron
Date:05/31/10
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socialist_hentai
Goo Bazooka is now an active tag. Season's greetings!
poorwill
And yet 'love slime' gets no love. slime.

memedumpster
Tis' the season.
APE_GOD
BIG PIMPIN.
charmlessman
I'm sorry, I don't get what was illegal about what he did.

Also, what's a Christmas coourd?
gazebo
39-13-605. Unlawful photographing in violation of privacy.
(a) It is an offense for a person to knowingly photograph, or cause to be photographed an individual, when the individual is in a place where there is a reasonable expectation of privacy, without the prior effective consent of the individual, or in the case of a minor, without the prior effective consent of the minor's parent or guardian, if the photograph:
(1) Would offend or embarrass an ordinary person if such person appeared in the photograph; and
(2) Was taken for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification of the defendant.
...
(d) (1) A violation of this section is a Class A misdemeanor.
(2) If the defendant disseminates or permits the dissemination of the photograph to any other person, a violation of this section is a Class E felony.

Had he wanted to avoid conviction, he'd have had to prove that she consented to the photo, which would have been tough if she'd testified otherwise.

According to a quick Google search, he was also charged with Criminal Impersonation and plead out in exchange for a suspended sentence.

fluffy
Stay classy, Tennessee.
Seris
I am by no means--NO MEANS--defending what this guy did or has done.

But seriously, that ex knew about the picture.
PeeWeeBub
Seris is "by no means-NO MEANS-defending what this guy did or has done."
Duly noted.
I, on the other hand, believe that Mr. Simmons' actions require no defense;
A MacArthur Fellowship perhaps, DEFINITELY a round of applause, but certainly no defense is necessary.

TheOtherCapnS
Totally, broseph. That bitch's whole family deserved to have to see a picture of her sucking on a dick. Maybe she shoulda thought about that before she was such a BITCH, amirite Brosama bin Chuggin?

PeeWeeBub
May I respectfully suggest that you lighten up a bit, you whiny little sissy? No one deserved it, it was far from harmless, and it was deeply wrong. However, this assault on all that is decent and good is so brilliantly conceived and righteously executed that the sheer hilarity that ensued completely outweighs any of the significant trauma it caused.
Some things are like that: My Lai, The Tuskegee Experiment, and the San Ysidro MacDonald's Massacre to name just a few.


PeeWeeBub
Tate-LaBianca, too. That was a perfect example. And the upcoming massive coronaries of Kevin Smith and Michael Moore - those will certainly qualify.

Camonk
Why wouldn't they show her to us? Maybe she is attractive and I would like to spend a handful of seconds imagining her giving oral pleasures.

Probably not, but the chance exists!

Maru
Some people get POE and others don't. PeeWeeBub is one of the people who get it.

Camonk
"Simmons says he broke up with her. But her friends say she broke up with him. I guess we'll never know the truth. Back to you."
sosage
"Simmons is claiming 'no way', but local residents are saying 'way'. In fact, one gentleman was reported as saying "uh hunh', while Simmons was all like, 'unh unh'. Back to you..."

rev.dinosaur
Is this how you would goatse people before the internet? Holiday cards?
love
5 stars for rockin' it old school.

Aelric
Hey, a two girl news team! Y'all know what that means!
PeeWeeBub
Hey, a comment from Aelric! Y'all know what that means!
Banality.

Hay Belly
Vicki Yates' hair looks like a butt.

Aelric
You new kids arm my heart.

pastorofmuppets
I like this his defense was that he didn't know who took the picture. Must have been a real good beej.
Paracelsus
5 Stars for 'Especially during the holidays. See what I mean by holidays? It's this little elf guy.'
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