Quad9Damage The band is called "Lust Control" and this is a song about how masturbation is wrong... so I'm assuming this is a band whose entire shtick is singing about how premarital sex is immoral? I'm not going to look it up. I don't need to know.
Christians, don't ever change.
Hammer Falls If you don't masturbate, you end up writing songs like this for your release.
Also, so this is what Jason Lee would sound like fronting a crappy punk band.
Camonk Yeah, but there's probably some bad stuff about masturbation, too. Can't imagine what, but I figure they could.
tmavomodry Your body is for the Lord
Only the Lord can masturbate you
Is that the message?
dinner Make sure to check out the actual music video:
Mike Tyson?! This is the gayest shit I have ever seen. It's like Youth of Today with less talent.