memedumpster - 2010-06-04 That is a LARPin' sword. This is a FLARPer.
Spike Jonez - 2010-06-04 And I'm sure that if he came running at you, his coat and his bitch-tits would be FLARPing all over the place.
"This is Oreo. Oreo had bitch tits... those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of dog's as big."
APE_GOD - 2010-06-04 Oreos would be a better name.
CapnJesusHood - 2010-06-04 Evil had best watch it's fucking step around the hallowed halls of the Marriott Hotel in Mt. Laurel, New Jersey.
NewHeavenSalesman - 2010-06-04 basically what the entirety of Devil May Cry 2 felt like to me.
nemeses9 - 2010-06-05 I haven't finished 2 yet because I got bored midway through but I'm playing 3 right now for the first time and I don't see how it's any better (albeit a tad better challenge wise).
pentheus - 2010-06-04 i love the fake fish-eye lens
i think it is a hole in a piece of cardboard
Camonk - 2010-06-05 Maybe it's a real fish-eye lens, but the guy's fat disgustingness warps light or jesus I got no heart for this joke, or any joke, or laughter or joy of any kind after that video. Five stars.
fluffy - 2010-08-23 Gravitational lensing would also explain why the lens vignette jiggles every time he takes a step.
Riskbreaker - 2010-06-05 The googles are doing nothing as usual.
phalsebob - 2010-06-05 He's going to use that thing to cut himself a piece of cheesecake.
freedoom - 2010-06-05 Is being a fat ass part of this guy's costume?
Syd Midnight - 2010-06-05 Even without the sound I can hear him wheezing away like Darth Vader under that dog mask
Scynne - 2010-06-05 What is it with fat people and pretending they're badass while "wielding" swords?
Camonk - 2010-06-05 Their bellies are full, but their lives are empty.