I thought everybody did this.
I don't think a bag of rice is gonna cut it. Maybe he should try a black hole.
I have high hopes for the submission.
DON'T LET ME DOWN, JAPAN!
I was just thinking about this movie for some reason.
Now I know the name.
|The Faghorn |
I've seen this movie. This is all so he can more effectively rape women. The training montage music is just too low key however.
Also there's a scene where he puts a girl in a sex swing.
Cena, the word gullible isn't in the dictionary. Try it and see!
They have guys in Asia who hang weights from piercings in their junk, so why wouldn't this be believable?
Because penis weights are the same thing as an entire Dong Dojo with specialized equipment including a carved bench tailored to your John Thomasdesu solely dedicated so that middle aged men can more effectively rape women - as if it is some art form passed down through the generations akin to how the Samurai sword was made?
Maybe you think wrestling is real, too?
I didn't think the video was real. I thought it was going to be real but then watched the video. If somebody told me some guys in japan train their dongs in weird ways I'd believe it because I'll never underestimate the depravity of the Japanese.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Trust me, it won't make it any larger.
I guess simply growing a tentacle was out of the question.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Redefining "Wacking Off."
And in the related videos is a Cold Steel piece.
Why?! Why would you do that?!
ACCEPT MY SEED YOU DIRTY SACK OF RICE!
I. AM. POTENT!
I am sure this is a dupe, but since I am too lazy to find it, 5 stars
I was hoping the title meant he was training it to do tricks, like fetch the newspaper or whatever.
This is good too though.
|Michael Houser |
Lone Wolf: The Bachelor Years.
|Mad Struggle |
Later, he donated the rice to a widow and her children.
That's Katsu Shin right there, Zatoichi himself training his dong.
Also, this is a trilogy of movies called Hanzo the razor in the west, it's like Shaft gone way more awesome and dirty, complete with funky soundtrack and everything you would expect in a 70s exploitation flick.
The main character is a cop in feudal Japan surrounded by corrupt goverment officials. He has to train his dong because every movie always has a plot involving a female suspect that he has to interrogate. The interrogation process always involves Hanzo pretty much raping the women, but with a "twist". Once he lets the girls have a taste of his dong of steel the always end up begging for more, but he won't give them until they start talking. He also lives in a house full of traps in case enemies attack him there, which of course it happens in every single movie.
Thanks a lot asshole. Now I have to go and watch these movies.
Somebody needs to dub in the 'YER A MAN' song from Orgasmo.
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsgLjyceDiLM%23t%3D0m54s&start1=54&video2=http%3A%2F %2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DoiXaT_1I-vw&start2
Mute the one on the left
|Chocolate Jesus |
an authoritative sermon on the tempering of japanese steel
This scene is 1/40 of this movie. When you think about it, that's kind of a lot.
|The Mothership |
|Killer Joe |
How many young bushido otaku brutalized their dongs back in the day in hopes of being like this cool guy?
And how many of their dongs still work?
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