If at first you don't succeed, blame everyone else.
Maybe the phones have cancer.
I don't see why he doesn't just market this failure as is. In fact, market the very concept of failure.
The new iFail is identical to normal failure for all intents and purposes, but costs $300 more and comes in a pretty white box. When you open it, a little swirling multicolored icon appears at the center of your field of vision, and when it disappears, you're homeless.
Remember kids, buying things makes you homeless.
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"Ugh, I hate Mac fans! All they do is talk about Mac products at every opportunity!"
-bitches endlessly about how much Mac products suck at every opportunity-
I hope to see more failures come out of Apple. They make sissy computers for liberals and hipsters.
I waiting in line to see a movie at a theater in Decatur and I was next to to hipsters wanking off over apps on their Iphones. I grabbed their phones and chucked them across the street. They didn't do anything about it because they're faggy hipsters.
Conservatives don't actually believe in the invisible hand of the free market, and the past eight years of the Bush administration have shown they don't care about rights either.
I don't live in Decatur just around it. I was at the Plaza to see the Room. And No I would never vote for Hank Johnson. He looks like a creepy android replicant.
HarrietWinslow: I don't have a persecution complex I persecuted the hipsters. I'm not homophobic I just said they were "faggy" I'm cool with innovative companies, but I still hate apple. I'm cool with the rights of one to their property excluding hipsters.
Cena, you remind me of that quote from Avatar:
"You are a baby. All the time making noise. Not know what to do."
And now a bit of cognitive dissonance for Cena Mark:
Rush Limbaugh is a mac user.
Is he a hipster or a liberal, Cena?
Replying to Cena_mark makes you just as bad, if not worse, than Cena_mark.
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That guy was pretty much the reason I submitted this.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Verizon controls my DSL, my land line, and my cell phone.
I fucking hate verizon. They are the worst company I have ever dealt with. After all these years I have story after story about how terrible they are. Most recently these bizarre third party charges have been appearing on my phone bill from nowhere. Stuff I'd never heard of. It started small, got huge. How the fuck does that happen? Who appointed verizon the collection agency for scam artists?
My DSL modem broke. I asked them if they could send me another. They said "It's not your modem, there's a disturbance in your area. We'll send someone over to look at your line tomorrow. Next day no one came. I finally got another modem. I then got an automated call from verizon informing me that my DSL had been fixed. I wonder how much they charged me.
PS to all iPhone3 owners: just chuck that outdated piece of junk you bought like a year ago or whatever against the wall until it smashes into pieces since you won't be needing it anymore.
"If you're on wi-fi if you could just get off." Way to go, if you live in an urban area have fun not connecting to things because of "too much wi-fi"..
Not as good as the Bill Gates blue screen, but the Verizon guy makes this extra special.
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very disappointed not seeing poeTV on his bookmark list
Rush is neither a liberal or a hipster, but I know he's an idiot.
John Holmes Motherfucker: I completely agree. Apple is authoritarian, you may only use their hardware. If a part of your computer dies, you have to get it fixed by their people, with their parts, under their high prices. If you want to use the iPhone you must use AT&T
Apple is Fascist, but liberals love fascism.
John Holmes Motherfucker
I don't use shit from Apple. Even if I didn't hate their walled garden approach, and the annoying slickness of their interfaces, I could never afford that shit. The beauty part of Linux is how it works on old hardware. I paid 62 dollars for my present computer (Dell Optiplex Pentium 4) from an online police auction, and that includes shipping. As far as I'm concerned, the less you pay, the more fun you're having.
What Apple's done that's really shitty is to take control of advertising on the phones. If you bought the phone, or develop for it, you knew what you were getting with the locked-down app store. That part isn't a big deal, and no one's getting screwed. But the advertising thing was a big bait-and-switch pulled on developers, many of whom have a lot more invested than a cell service contract.
Apple fans will buy anything.
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