Smellvin I know someone who used to work in the "escort" business in Salt Lake City. Now, because of her stories, I'm always going to think of Wilford Brimley and DIABEETIS whenever I see adult diapers.
spikestoyiu A female friend told me a pretty great story about going on a date with an adult baby. He didn't reveal this information until they got back to his place, where he went into his room alone for a little while and then came back into the living room wearing nothing but a diaper.
I wonder at what point "adult babies" became a thing. And I also wonder at what point we'll invent a time machine so we can go back in time and stop it.
Riskbreaker The moment to stop this madness is "right the fuck now"
duck&cover You will invent a time machine, and use it in an attempt to assassinate the first adult baby. But the machine will malfunction and send you too far into the past, stranding you there. Eventually you will meet a woman, fall in love and have a child. That child will grow up to be the first adult baby.
spikestoyiu duck&cover, I would like the purchase your screenplay.