Wait, WHAT?! You don't get high quality merchandise at the Dollar Store? Why isn't this national news?
|The Mothership |
All five of my stars are for 'showing a little patriotism' with a cheap-ass plastic flag made in China.
Error or prescience?
I want one of these, this is obviously the flag of Space America.
It's not a real flag so it doesn't matter.
If you do consider it a real flag then you are in violation of the flag code and under federal law the president can and will cut your balls off.
^ Here are 5.
And here are the other 6.
Weird. China's always been known for their quality merchandise.
Dollar Tree hates our freedom.
"Tim counted ... several times"
Jesus Tim, get a hobby. Unless counting stars is your hobby, then get different hobby.
he counted the rows
he counted the columns
until he recounted,
"these crossways have slaloms!"
The youtube comments are always amusing. Chug a beer if you come across an Obama reference. Slam a jagerbomb if you come across a "hating freedom" comment.
Show your patriotism by buying a flag 'Made in the USA'
So the flag is from after we annex Canada(and merge the territories into one state?)
For the past few months I've been thinking what a good idea it would be for Mexico to join the Union as 2 or 3 states. I can't really see any downsides either.
But if Mexico was part of the union wouldn't it be a lot easier to crackdown and control the manufacture and flow of hard-drugs into the country?
What's the matter, Schraeder? Never seen a human head on a tortoise befo-
If it bothers him so much, all he has to do is pick up some scissors and cut down the side of the "flag", removing the first two rows of (11) stars. But I guess it's more American to drive your SUV back to the store to complain about a $1 item, then contact the local media to show off what a douche you are.
|Jet Bin Fever |
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
With the upside down stars, it'd have been better if they'd had 66(6) of them. Fucking Chinese can't get it right.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
50+Iraq, Afghanistan, Puerto Rico, the moon, and all 8 planets.
Wouldn't that make 62 stars?
well on the backside they added starts for john wayne elvis and jesus
This is what happens when there's star inflation. I blame poetv's reckless 5-starring.
This made me think of that Bill Hicks joke.
"My daddy died in Korea for that flag."
"What a coincidence! This flag was made in Korea!"
A Texas homo...ner.
It's a patriotic banner.
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