duck&cover - 2010-07-06 In a week, everyone who watched this will be dead.
Get a Garfield phone for a matched set.
fluffy - 2010-07-06 A perfect gift for that insufferable weeaboo who thinks they're good friends with you but you secretly hate them with a fiery passion. Every time you see them after giving them the alarm clock you ask them how they like it, so that they'll feel bad if they stop using it.
B. Weed - 2011-12-14 My old boss at a software company had that same sound chip in a piggy alarm clock. Every so often he'd set it off in his office because it was ridiculous.