Also, a Korean making a joke about Koreans. Not really a guy making a real pizza. Though I'm sure it's edible in some way.
It's not far off though
I have a friend that got tired of the local food when he was in Japan so he was relieved when he saw pizza on a menu. No description just - Pizza.
The sauce was indeed mayo, and there was a lot of corn. Also with baby shrimp, sprouts and "something dark black with a gelatin texture that was extremely salty"
The black this stuff is bean curd. It's not bad when it's served the right way, ergo: not on pizza.
Zesty AND authentic!
Yeah, you thought they did some weird things with pizza in Japan...oh brother.
Barring the sweet potatoes, it was tolerable white-trash food, then the mayonnaise came into the picture. UCK!
Well, you ARE talking to a guy who likes to dip peanut butter sandwiches in hot pizza sauce, Ashen!
no it's really not starting to look anything like a pizza
|Jet Bin Fever |
Korea Fighting? What, diabetes?
|Frank Rizzo |
this has to be a joke.
I paused after 2:34 to see if there were actually rogue roosters outside my window
i'm laughing so hard right now...must be the music...and the starfish shaped atrocity at the end
Why are the sweet potatoes grey? They must have gotten them from North Korea.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Korean pizza is the same as Japanese pizza, which is to say spellbinding in its awe.
As an Italian and a former pizza shop employee I am so visably upset by this. It's bad enough when asian people ask for "Light Ketchup" on their pizza, apparently not knowing what the fuck Marinara sauce is - but knowing that their country of origin finds those toppings rational infuriates. Not a single one makes me think "Well that might be good."
KRAFT SINGLES AGHHHHH.
Korea fighting should be a tag.
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Well, many American adults' palates have been regressed to the level of three-year olds, and thus require pizzas with sugar and huge-ass chunks of meats and carpets of low-grade cheese in order to derive any pleasure from their food.
Subtlety, tastebuds. Foreign words.
I was physically sickened by this. Having trouble finishing my cereal.
I refuse to believe they eat this in Korea. This is clearly eaten in Georgia and Alabama (also Quebec).
Hey, fuck you. On behalf of Georgia, that's some Mississippi-ass food right there.
alabama concurs. mississippi-ass food, indeed.
I thought they only put mayo on their pizza in Bulgaria.
As atrocious as this is (Strawberry or chocolate cheese for a more exotic pie? WTF???), don't we do basically the same thing to Chinese, Japanese, Thai, and possibly Korean food here in the U.S.?
I can say with authority this is disproportionately horrible relative even to cheap, nasty Chinese take-out.
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Yeah, there would have to be like, cottage cheese and ranch dressing in one's fried rice/green curry order
Welp, I was going to have something to eat in a few minutes, but turns out my plans have now changed.
I've seen horrible pus-filled abscesses drain from cows in what looks like an endless torrent of orange milkshake. I've seen screwflies bore into a child's head. Explosions, tornadoes, horrific car accidents, the occassional death.
But I've never screamed at a POE video the way I did when he added the corn.
It was sort of the last straw. Honestly it just gets worse and worse until it's over, but that was the point my mind broke.
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Actually I would totally eat this except for the microwaved mayonnaise part.
Anyhow, it's only gross if you're expecting pizza. Otherwise it's pretty innocuous-- sweet potatoes, corn, ketchup, a little low-grade-ish cheese...all in all, your average Domino's pizza is probably shittier than this.
|Iron Xides |
I desperately want to believe this is fake.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Fake. Believing this is real is no better than your mother blindly forwarding Obama birther chain letters.
That's some great CGI, then.
I don't know what satire is one star
Dude, have I mentioned I'm here. This is exaggerated, sure, but not fake. Restaurants, dude. Restaurants.
Everything is fake.
If we call everything fake, we will be spared the inevitable pain of learning later that something is fake.
In this way we will always, through our lack of imagination, avoid disappointment.
|enki don't |
NOW FOR SOME MEAT WEEK ON POE-TV
Ketchup for sauce? Kraft singles? Half a tub of mayo? An entire fucking can of corn?
My vision's clouding! I think I'm dieing! Make sure I don't vomit on myself before I go!
As somebody who has visited Korea I'll suggest that this is only partly fake. Pizzas frequently feature grotesque ingredients ingredients in Korea but they rarely look this awful. I was routinely impressed at how they could so accurately mimic they appearance of Western foods without using the actual ingredients.
Bulgogi pizza isn't bad though.
A new strategy for making sure something gets through the hopper: claim it won't.
I dare you
I DOUBLE-DARE YOU
Yeah 15 minutes in the microwave is the final nail in the fake coffin.
Okay, so that makes it impossible.
What of it?!
Cry for the moon!
They made pizza far more unhealthy than we did.
What is unhealthy about sweet potato and corn? You know nothing.
not too much worse than some pizzas I've had in south america
The channel belongs to a 40 year old canadian. Draw your own conclusions.
No motherfucker, I thought you'd realize corn + pizza = not such a hot idea.
That is the yellow trashiest thing I've ever seen.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The fucking corn.
Koreans having a laugh at the expense of dumbshit Americans who take this seriously.
You know there has to be one weeaboo (Koreaboo?) rushing out to the store to get all the ingredients. And he has no idea he's the butt of the joke.
Dude, this was made by some bored ESL teacher or GI, not a Korean. Koreans will rarely do something that makes fun of Korea or shows it in even a slightest bad light, which is funny because it results in a nationwide short-man syndrome.
Pardon, I mean native born Korean. Kyopos Foreign born Koreans will make fun of Korea more than any other, mainly because they are treated even worse than us other foreigners.
My mistake, I misinterpreted this as mocking Westerners who latch on to anything Asian at the drop of a hat because its trendy.
Also ooga, you are fat and you eat too many donuts.
That's a pretty safe bet here at poetv, but sadly you've struck out. I dont even like donuts.
|Maggot Brain |
Not any stranger than Italian pizza or Brazilian pizza.
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I like the music. The music banged this one up to five stars for me.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Stop fighting, everyone!
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