glasseye 
Horrifying.
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baleen Also, a Korean making a joke about Koreans. Not really a guy making a real pizza. Though I'm sure it's edible in some way.
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HankFinch It's not far off though
I have a friend that got tired of the local food when he was in Japan so he was relieved when he saw pizza on a menu. No description just - Pizza.
The sauce was indeed mayo, and there was a lot of corn. Also with baby shrimp, sprouts and "something dark black with a gelatin texture that was extremely salty"
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Aelric The black this stuff is bean curd. It's not bad when it's served the right way, ergo: not on pizza.
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Redlof
Zesty AND authentic!
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BHWW
Yeah, you thought they did some weird things with pizza in Japan...oh brother.
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joelkazoo
Barring the sweet potatoes, it was tolerable white-trash food, then the mayonnaise came into the picture. UCK!
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joelkazoo Well, you ARE talking to a guy who likes to dip peanut butter sandwiches in hot pizza sauce, Ashen!
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zatojones
no it's really not starting to look anything like a pizza
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Jet Bin Fever
Korea Fighting? What, diabetes?
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Frank Rizzo
this has to be a joke.
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Kumquatxop
I paused after 2:34 to see if there were actually rogue roosters outside my window
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kiint
i'm laughing so hard right now...must be the music...and the starfish shaped atrocity at the end
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fatatty
Why are the sweet potatoes grey? They must have gotten them from North Korea.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Korean pizza is the same as Japanese pizza, which is to say spellbinding in its awe.
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endlesschris
As an Italian and a former pizza shop employee I am so visably upset by this. It's bad enough when asian people ask for "Light Ketchup" on their pizza, apparently not knowing what the fuck Marinara sauce is - but knowing that their country of origin finds those toppings rational infuriates. Not a single one makes me think "Well that might be good."
KRAFT SINGLES AGHHHHH.
Korea fighting should be a tag.
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poetry publishing guide Well, many American adults' palates have been regressed to the level of three-year olds, and thus require pizzas with sugar and huge-ass chunks of meats and carpets of low-grade cheese in order to derive any pleasure from their food.
Subtlety, tastebuds. Foreign words.
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FatFatuousNation
I was physically sickened by this. Having trouble finishing my cereal.
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phalsebob
I refuse to believe they eat this in Korea. This is clearly eaten in Georgia and Alabama (also Quebec).
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Hooper_X Hey, fuck you. On behalf of Georgia, that's some Mississippi-ass food right there.
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yogarfield alabama concurs. mississippi-ass food, indeed.
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MongoMcMichael
I thought they only put mayo on their pizza in Bulgaria.
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Charles
As atrocious as this is (Strawberry or chocolate cheese for a more exotic pie? WTF???), don't we do basically the same thing to Chinese, Japanese, Thai, and possibly Korean food here in the U.S.?
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Cleaner82 No.
I can say with authority this is disproportionately horrible relative even to cheap, nasty Chinese take-out.
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poetry publishing guide Yeah, there would have to be like, cottage cheese and ranch dressing in one's fried rice/green curry order
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Hooker
Welp, I was going to have something to eat in a few minutes, but turns out my plans have now changed.
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Cleaner82
I've seen horrible pus-filled abscesses drain from cows in what looks like an endless torrent of orange milkshake. I've seen screwflies bore into a child's head. Explosions, tornadoes, horrific car accidents, the occassional death.
But I've never screamed at a POE video the way I did when he added the corn.
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Cleaner82 It was sort of the last straw. Honestly it just gets worse and worse until it's over, but that was the point my mind broke.
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poetry publishing guide Actually I would totally eat this except for the microwaved mayonnaise part.
Anyhow, it's only gross if you're expecting pizza. Otherwise it's pretty innocuous-- sweet potatoes, corn, ketchup, a little low-grade-ish cheese...all in all, your average Domino's pizza is probably shittier than this.
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Iron Xides
I desperately want to believe this is fake.
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THA SUGAH RAIN
Fake. Believing this is real is no better than your mother blindly forwarding Obama birther chain letters.
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Hooker That's some great CGI, then.
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Redlof I don't know what satire is one star
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Aelric Dude, have I mentioned I'm here. This is exaggerated, sure, but not fake. Restaurants, dude. Restaurants.
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Cleaner82 Everything is fake.
If we call everything fake, we will be spared the inevitable pain of learning later that something is fake.
In this way we will always, through our lack of imagination, avoid disappointment.
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enki don't
NOW FOR SOME MEAT WEEK ON POE-TV
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thebaronsdoctor
Ketchup for sauce? Kraft singles? Half a tub of mayo? An entire fucking can of corn?
My vision's clouding! I think I'm dieing! Make sure I don't vomit on myself before I go!
KOREA FIGHTING!
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dieudonne
As somebody who has visited Korea I'll suggest that this is only partly fake. Pizzas frequently feature grotesque ingredients ingredients in Korea but they rarely look this awful. I was routinely impressed at how they could so accurately mimic they appearance of Western foods without using the actual ingredients.
Bulgogi pizza isn't bad though.
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fluffy
A new strategy for making sure something gets through the hopper: claim it won't.
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kiint I dare you
I DOUBLE-DARE YOU
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Comatose2
Yeah 15 minutes in the microwave is the final nail in the fake coffin.
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Cleaner82 Okay, so that makes it impossible.
What of it?!
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kingofthenothing
Cry for the moon!
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Cena_mark
They made pizza far more unhealthy than we did.
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1394 What is unhealthy about sweet potato and corn? You know nothing.
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erratic
not too much worse than some pizzas I've had in south america
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Riskbreaker
The channel belongs to a 40 year old canadian. Draw your own conclusions.
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KnowFuture
No motherfucker, I thought you'd realize corn + pizza = not such a hot idea.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
That is the yellow trashiest thing I've ever seen.
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Fortuitous21
The corn...
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j lzrd / swift idiot
The fucking corn.
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Jeriko-1
Koreans having a laugh at the expense of dumbshit Americans who take this seriously.
You know there has to be one weeaboo (Koreaboo?) rushing out to the store to get all the ingredients. And he has no idea he's the butt of the joke.
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Aelric Dude, this was made by some bored ESL teacher or GI, not a Korean. Koreans will rarely do something that makes fun of Korea or shows it in even a slightest bad light, which is funny because it results in a nationwide short-man syndrome.
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Aelric Pardon, I mean native born Korean. Kyopos Foreign born Koreans will make fun of Korea more than any other, mainly because they are treated even worse than us other foreigners.
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Jeriko-1 My mistake, I misinterpreted this as mocking Westerners who latch on to anything Asian at the drop of a hat because its trendy.
Also ooga, you are fat and you eat too many donuts.
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oogaBooga That's a pretty safe bet here at poetv, but sadly you've struck out. I dont even like donuts.
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Maggot Brain
Not any stranger than Italian pizza or Brazilian pizza.
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poetry publishing guide
I like the music. The music banged this one up to five stars for me.
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Caminante Nocturno
Stop fighting, everyone!
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