Charles Actually I'm pretty sure that's a dumpster.
Gamara II Yeah, turtles have two heads. These are clearly tortoises.
Sphinx "And when did you decide you wanted to be with a rock? Was it before or after we had dozens of babies? My friends were right about you all along."
Also, after this incident they split up and the male started seeing other rocks and younger females and driving around in a new sports car he really couldn't afford.
duck&cover You look like a bitch in heat! You look like a Vegas whore! In that tight green thing! I will burn the house down, but not before you BLOW ME!
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