Koda Maja 
You act like you've never seen a hyrax on a tortoise before.
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poorwill
tortoise don't care
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WHO WANTS DESSERT
Hear that? It's the sound of a bunch of people rushing to turn this into a meme, which will result in a few half-hearted photoshops before fizzling out within the week, dashing their dreams of internet stardom forever.
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cognitivedissonance
Jesus, it's like a real-life Dragon Quest monster.
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memedumpster
Does harnessing another animal for transportation count as tool use?
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Smellvin Ants domesticated aphids well, well before humans, so they're the original tool-users by that measure.
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magnesium It probably makes it more of a parasite than a tool-user.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
You guys can laugh all you want but what do you think is holding up the Earth? Yeah, that's right.
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Buggerman
Whatever it is, it displays its nimble balance by scratching itself whilst riding that tortoise. Showoff.
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paparatti
I'm the last living person in the entire world to not have that fucking sea turtle mount.
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BiggerJ
The hyrax is like the Lorax except, being the HYrax, it didn't need to be Lifted as far.
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pineapplejuicer
nature is so much better when we capture and cage it
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wtf japan
"You promised me, Turtle, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
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wtf japan "First of all, I'm a tortoise," he replied, "and the years when you have seen only one set of footprints, hyrax, is when I carried you."
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retrocious
How come this stuff never happens when I go to the zoo?
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Squeamish
I AM THE HYRAX YOUR HYRAX COULD SMELL LIKE
I'm on a tortoise.
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Walker
Just watched the tortoise episode of Breaking Bad last night. This is much more pleasant. :O
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