That ain't natural.

This kid is most of America's movie-going audience rolled into one, insufferable person.

Try harder to be wacky.

It's almost like they're prescribing stimulants to children or something.

A kid imitating people imitating emotions. Now all we need to do is build a robot exactly like that kid.

This is slightly less disgusting than the baby preacher. Only because this kid is actually aware of what he's doing so the adults around him are only partially to blame for allowing this to go on.

Sadly, many people think this child is some sort of movie critic prodigy.

"You got a little crush on Angelina Jolie?"

No. No he doesn't.

Brad Pitt on the other hand...

0:30 and out.

he'll get the 5th star once he grows a shallitstache and shallitfro.


or dies.

Holy shit, this kid would be better off as a juggalo.

Quit watching as soon as they cut to his gigantic piles of shit-eating grin.

Please, just take my stars, take them!

I didn't know Ed Grimley had a kid. Huh.

Holy crap, I don't think we've seen the last of this kid...sadly.

Rex Reed 2.0.