|cognitivedissonance - 2010-08-13 |
If this isn't an argument against intelligent design, I don't know what is.
"Darwinist dog! God is as capable of irresponsible whimsy as you or I!"
|Syd Midnight - 2010-08-13 |
Wait thats not Maru
|Ursa_minor - 2010-08-13 |
I think it'd be funny if that little owl was filming that fight on his cellphone.
Owl is the classic stock everyman here. Which proves once and for all Wilde was wrong and that art does indeed imitate life.
|Twitch - 2010-08-13 |
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
|happy_ending - 2010-08-13 |
Is this just another ploy to keep Burrow Owl Week alive?
|mouser - 2010-08-13 |
Owls hate noisy neighbors.
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