spikestoyiu I've heard someone get stabbed, though it was in the head, and with a broken beer bottle. It sounded an awful lot like the Willhelm scream, actually.
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BillLumbergh      Wait, Richard Lewis was in Lord of the Rings?
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Nikon      Dracula knows how to stab people.
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memedumpster      Peter Jackson tries to direct Christopher Lee, gets put in his place.
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roughnready66      Christopher Lee ain't afraid to cut a bitch.
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Sanest Man Alive      There are few true statements more fucking awesome than "Dracula stabbed a Nazi."
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StanleyPain      In the uncut LOTR, Saruman worked for OSS prior to becoming a wizard. It's somewhere in the original Tolkien appendices I think.
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Merzbau      Lord Summerisle will fuck you up.
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Paracelsus      Should have also asked for directing advice, in addition to the stabbing consultation.
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Squeamish      Now I'm imagining Christopher Lee looking at selections of knives and commenting on their worthiness as instruments of death.
"This one - no, too long. Harder to draw in the heat of the moment. This one, however - light, balanced, short blade - this is a knife I would use to end a man's life."
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Kumquatxop      Well I mean he HAS shed the blood of the saxon men
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