I've heard someone get stabbed, though it was in the head, and with a broken beer bottle. It sounded an awful lot like the Willhelm scream, actually.
Wait, Richard Lewis was in Lord of the Rings?
Dracula knows how to stab people.
Peter Jackson tries to direct Christopher Lee, gets put in his place.
Christopher Lee ain't afraid to cut a bitch.
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There are few true statements more fucking awesome than "Dracula stabbed a Nazi."
In the uncut LOTR, Saruman worked for OSS prior to becoming a wizard. It's somewhere in the original Tolkien appendices I think.
Lord Summerisle will fuck you up.
Should have also asked for directing advice, in addition to the stabbing consultation.
Now I'm imagining Christopher Lee looking at selections of knives and commenting on their worthiness as instruments of death.
"This one - no, too long. Harder to draw in the heat of the moment. This one, however - light, balanced, short blade - this is a knife I would use to end a man's life."
Well I mean he HAS shed the blood of the saxon men
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