I'm surprised it didn't break her face.
"You signed this waver saying we can kill you slowly if we want to, now get up."
"you have to finish. You don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing." Bitch!
Seriously, this girl is looking great, all things considered. I'm pretty sure if that were me I would have been knocked out cold, or at least have a bloody nose. She's doing the absolute best a person can do after something like that.
|The Mothership |
dude you ok tag? no 'dude', but I think it fits.
What's that watermelon made of, Jell-O?
... At least it wasn't a durian.
Holy crap that hit her hard !
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
If you stop it just right, it looks like her head exploded.
dripping from a dead dog's eye"
might also do with a gallagher tag as well
holy shit that was amazing.
Speaking as someone with a lot of experience getting hit in the head with things, she managed to dissipate a lot of force by allowing her head to be flung backwards. If her head were against the ground (or another nigh-immovable object) and hit with the same force she'd probably be seriously hurt.
As it is, that was probably still a concussion.
Or after that hit, watermelon pulp for eyes.
She got iron plates in her face or something?
She isn't dead? She must be the Highlander.
Needs zapruder tag.
That right there is a concussion if I've ever seen one.
|James Woods |
The Fruit Strikes Back.
|La Loco |
If you can get up after having a watermelon pulverized on your face you ought to finish the challenge. Normal people don't get up after something like this.
They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing. Because "Amazing" means "face full of watermelon."
That was amazing. I am authorizing the use of the ultra rare sixth star.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
She should have slugged blondie after that remark.
|Tuan Jim |
Um, that's a concussion.
Concussions are a thing you don't want to have.
If you have a concussion, you should go to the hospital.
This woman can and should sue the show for not taking her to the hospital.
Network TV doesn't care about you, or your feelings.
|The Townleybomb |
This was kind of like the Zapruder film crossed with the safety dance!
|Rape Van Winkle |
I laughed so hard I felt like I had been doing sit-ups.
This is so fucking watchable.
|Caminante Nocturno |
As much as I enjoy it when it happens, I'd prefer that people not get serious injuries for my amusement.
BOOM goes the watermelon.
|Syd Midnight |
Some people smoke drugs in order to achieve a nearly identical experience
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