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Desc:From the Clinton Years, but still relevant today...
Category:Humor, Religious
Tags:new age, LOLXTIANS, too hot for tv, christian persecution in the clinton years
Submitted:The Huggable Universe
Date:10/13/10
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Comment count is 23
Slagathor
It's right in that Globalism was a giant satanic turd.
CharlesSmith
All those giant machines are monitoring the state of New Age.
memedumpster
God, if only this shit were true, by now I could be going to get my Christian Hunter Certification on the way to pick up ammo. Somewhere, someone would have Hagee's head on their wall.
Vaidency
Do you hear that, Christians? The tiny and largely powerless New Age movement is a THREAT THREAT THREAT TERROR PERSECUTION FEAR MARTYRDOM!

5 for the upbeat soundtrack and happy tone of voice used by the narrator.
Rudy
"How much would YOU pay for persecution this intense? But wait, there's more!"

Sounds kinda like the guy who used to do TV ads for the Enquirer.

divinitycycle
My stars are for you, Rudy! :)

sosage
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Kieran27
"Much of this video has been deemed Too Hot for Tv!"

Such a plethora of images flashed through my head upon hearing that... probably not nearly as bad as I could think of. Four stars for that.

Extra star for the line "As a special bonus to help you in your quest to win souls...." making me think of Pokemon.
Riskbreaker
The every day life of a paronoid xtian must be quite the adventure.
The Huggable Universe
I think it's just like being Chris-chan, except that in his case, there actually are people out to get him. Sort of.

sosage
When you interpret indifference as opposed, I'm sure it seems like everyone in the world is out to destroy your opinion based life style.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Christ-chian?

Rosebeekee
I'm disappointed it cut off before they mentioned how much the VHS is. Whenever I watch old commercials like this I like to guess how much they cost before the ad ends (I was guessing .95 + S&H)
deadpan
Exactly what would qualify as a "more-important, Earth-based religion?"


revdrew
Wait I thought that was Nancy Reagan
cognitivedissonance
Surely, we've never had a president before or since mangle a Bible verse to push an immoral agenda.
Caminante Nocturno
If this had been true and the new age movement had exterminated christianity, we wouldn't be in Iraq and our economy would still be healthy.
Robin Kestrel
But wait, if *this* is a new age video (0:19)...

oh god IT'S A TRAP!
pastorofmuppets
The Fritjof Capra stuff I get. And obviously Shirley MacLane makes sense. But "The Second Creation"... c'mon now.
pastorofmuppets
*MacLaine

FABIO
There will never be anything more ridiculous than the belief that Christians are a persecuted minority in America.


It's all because we said you can't force prayer in schools, isn't it?
Oscar Wildcat
Now, Christine O'Donnell claimed she dabbled in witchcraft on a satanic altar, and nobody seems to care! Hey, wait a minute....
Chalkdust
I feel like the handy reference card isn't getting the attention it deserves
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