It's right in that Globalism was a giant satanic turd.
All those giant machines are monitoring the state of New Age.
God, if only this shit were true, by now I could be going to get my Christian Hunter Certification on the way to pick up ammo. Somewhere, someone would have Hagee's head on their wall.
Do you hear that, Christians? The tiny and largely powerless New Age movement is a THREAT THREAT THREAT TERROR PERSECUTION FEAR MARTYRDOM!
5 for the upbeat soundtrack and happy tone of voice used by the narrator.
No Where To Go But Up -- Win One Soul
"Much of this video has been deemed Too Hot for Tv!"
Such a plethora of images flashed through my head upon hearing that... probably not nearly as bad as I could think of. Four stars for that.
Extra star for the line "As a special bonus to help you in your quest to win souls...." making me think of Pokemon.
The every day life of a paronoid xtian must be quite the adventure.
The Huggable Universe
I think it's just like being Chris-chan, except that in his case, there actually are people out to get him. Sort of.
When you interpret indifference as opposed, I'm sure it seems like everyone in the world is out to destroy your opinion based life style.
I'm disappointed it cut off before they mentioned how much the VHS is. Whenever I watch old commercials like this I like to guess how much they cost before the ad ends (I was guessing .95 + S&H)
Exactly what would qualify as a "more-important, Earth-based religion?"
Wait I thought that was Nancy Reagan
Surely, we've never had a president before or since mangle a Bible verse to push an immoral agenda.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If this had been true and the new age movement had exterminated christianity, we wouldn't be in Iraq and our economy would still be healthy.
|Robin Kestrel |
But wait, if *this* is a new age video (0:19)...
oh god IT'S A TRAP!
The Fritjof Capra stuff I get. And obviously Shirley MacLane makes sense. But "The Second Creation"... c'mon now.
There will never be anything more ridiculous than the belief that Christians are a persecuted minority in America.
It's all because we said you can't force prayer in schools, isn't it?
|Oscar Wildcat |
Now, Christine O'Donnell claimed she dabbled in witchcraft on a satanic altar, and nobody seems to care! Hey, wait a minute....
I feel like the handy reference card isn't getting the attention it deserves
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