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Desc:From the Clinton Years, but still relevant today...
Category:Humor, Religious
Tags:new age, LOLXTIANS, too hot for tv, christian persecution in the clinton years
Submitted:The Huggable Universe
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Comment count is 23
Slagathor - 2010-10-13
It's right in that Globalism was a giant satanic turd.
CharlesSmith - 2010-10-13
All those giant machines are monitoring the state of New Age.
memedumpster - 2010-10-13
God, if only this shit were true, by now I could be going to get my Christian Hunter Certification on the way to pick up ammo. Somewhere, someone would have Hagee's head on their wall.
Vaidency - 2010-10-13
Do you hear that, Christians? The tiny and largely powerless New Age movement is a THREAT THREAT THREAT TERROR PERSECUTION FEAR MARTYRDOM!

5 for the upbeat soundtrack and happy tone of voice used by the narrator.
Rudy - 2010-10-13
"How much would YOU pay for persecution this intense? But wait, there's more!"

Sounds kinda like the guy who used to do TV ads for the Enquirer.

divinitycycle - 2010-10-15
My stars are for you, Rudy! :)

sosage - 2010-10-13
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Kieran27 - 2010-10-13
"Much of this video has been deemed Too Hot for Tv!"

Such a plethora of images flashed through my head upon hearing that... probably not nearly as bad as I could think of. Four stars for that.

Extra star for the line "As a special bonus to help you in your quest to win souls...." making me think of Pokemon.
Riskbreaker - 2010-10-13
The every day life of a paronoid xtian must be quite the adventure.
The Huggable Universe - 2010-10-13
I think it's just like being Chris-chan, except that in his case, there actually are people out to get him. Sort of.

sosage - 2010-10-13
When you interpret indifference as opposed, I'm sure it seems like everyone in the world is out to destroy your opinion based life style.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-10-13

Rosebeekee - 2010-10-13
I'm disappointed it cut off before they mentioned how much the VHS is. Whenever I watch old commercials like this I like to guess how much they cost before the ad ends (I was guessing .95 + S&H)
deadpan - 2010-10-13
Exactly what would qualify as a "more-important, Earth-based religion?"

revdrew - 2010-10-13
Wait I thought that was Nancy Reagan
cognitivedissonance - 2010-10-13
Surely, we've never had a president before or since mangle a Bible verse to push an immoral agenda.
Caminante Nocturno - 2010-10-13
If this had been true and the new age movement had exterminated christianity, we wouldn't be in Iraq and our economy would still be healthy.
Robin Kestrel - 2010-10-13
But wait, if *this* is a new age video (0:19)...

oh god IT'S A TRAP!
pastorofmuppets - 2010-10-14
The Fritjof Capra stuff I get. And obviously Shirley MacLane makes sense. But "The Second Creation"... c'mon now.
pastorofmuppets - 2010-10-14

FABIO - 2010-10-14
There will never be anything more ridiculous than the belief that Christians are a persecuted minority in America.

It's all because we said you can't force prayer in schools, isn't it?
Oscar Wildcat - 2010-10-14
Now, Christine O'Donnell claimed she dabbled in witchcraft on a satanic altar, and nobody seems to care! Hey, wait a minute....
Chalkdust - 2010-11-15
I feel like the handy reference card isn't getting the attention it deserves
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