American Standard Dwayne's brain is normal. Chris at least has the excuse of being fundamentally mis-wired.
They're both prone to knocking over a dog food display in the supermarket and screeching in frustration, But the best Dwayne's mom could say is "I'm so sorry, please excuse my son, he is a lazy, misogynistic failure with entitlement issues."
oswaldtheluckyrabbit I had to: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCH2qW1FAWKk&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2Ala4NAppUg&start2=&authorName=fixit
Caminante Nocturno Of course the man pays on the date. What kind of a cretin are you where it would even enter your mind to have the woman pay?
It's no wonder you've never sniffed a woman's snake before.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit I've always thought it was appropriate to your ladyfriend pay on later dates, if she brings it up first. In my experience though any time the girl has offered to pay I got dumped either that evening or shortly thereafter. Of course all of this is a moot point in ol' Dwayne's case.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit typos, amend to "nothing's wrong with the girl paying on dates other than the first one you asked her out on, if she asks to"
magnesium Depends entirely on the girl you're asking out, I suppose. You can always suggest upfront doing two things (dinner/movie), and one of you pays for each. My boyfriend and I take turns paying for outings and always did, but we were casual friend types before we started dating. The guy paying first always struck me as a good in for the girl to say "Next one's on me" to suggest she's be up for a second date.
Mike Tyson?! If I buy a girl dinner I am getting my dick sucked. End of discussion.
Riskbreaker Interesting opinions coming from someone who will never be in a date.
Anaxagoras It's like someone who's never seen the sea giving sailors nautical advice.
Nikon This reminds me of when Chris-chan tries to explain sex to women who have had sex.
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