|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I like to watch these videos while I use my home exercise bike. They keep me entertained and motivated at the same time!
giraffe or fuckin hippopotamus or anything of this nature
I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT DATES
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A DATE IS.
It's like he's setting the table for a sumptuous feast.
(he is not a zebra.)
A date is a chance for giraffes and hippopotamuses to interview their future rapists.
I don't know who to feel worse for:
Chris Chan's or Dwayne's mom.
Dwayne's brain is normal. Chris at least has the excuse of being fundamentally mis-wired.
They're both prone to knocking over a dog food display in the supermarket and screeching in frustration, But the best Dwayne's mom could say is "I'm so sorry, please excuse my son, he is a lazy, misogynistic failure with entitlement issues."
I had to: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCH2qW1FAWKk&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2Ala4NAppUg&start2=&authorName=fixit
|Caminante Nocturno |
Of course the man pays on the date. What kind of a cretin are you where it would even enter your mind to have the woman pay?
It's no wonder you've never sniffed a woman's snake before.
I've always thought it was appropriate to your ladyfriend pay on later dates, if she brings it up first. In my experience though any time the girl has offered to pay I got dumped either that evening or shortly thereafter. Of course all of this is a moot point in ol' Dwayne's case.
typos, amend to "nothing's wrong with the girl paying on dates other than the first one you asked her out on, if she asks to"
If I buy a girl dinner I am getting my dick sucked. End of discussion.
Interesting opinions coming from someone who will never be in a date.
It's like someone who's never seen the sea giving sailors nautical advice.
This reminds me of when Chris-chan tries to explain sex to women who have had sex.
Sure look like a hippo to me, fatty.
It's weird that he thinks that women being in a culturally-enforced passive position in the dating scene makes them "above" men.
I always go Dutch.
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