themilkshark Oh my. Not only does it look stupid, but I can't imagine it works better than the corner before you mount a gel-coated stick to it. If his goal is to be the next Billy Mays, then he's failing. If he's shooting for the next Vince Offer, then he might have a chance.
chumbucket Oh god I had to stop when I realized he's trying to channel his Billy Mays act. This guy makes desperation look natural.
fulakarp Stop yelling at me. You invented a goddamn banister.
Smellvin Not even that. He invented a stick with sleeves to screw on to a wall.
mon666ster How low on the food chain would you have to be to drill and mount a scratching device onto your wall.
Ersatz When my back itches, I put my hand behind my back and scratch where it itches, because I am an evolved bipedal human being with a rotatable shoulder joint that enables me to do exactly that.
Bears also carry their cubs around in their mouths. We use our arms, because we are human.
oddeye This invention is for people too fat to be able to reach their backs.
Rudy If your back itches so much a backscratcher or somebody actually scratching your back with their nails doesn't help then might I suggest seeking medical attention?
memedumpster His kids are going to grow up regretting not having floated away in a balloon.
gmol I would give anything for Troy Hubertise to just show up inside the house at the end in the Ursus Mark VII, and just turn and stare at the camera without saying anything.
TeenerTot I just stapled a stick to MY wall. Now I'm an inventor, too!
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