i have seen this on TV so many times. i'm not even gonna watch it here. just seeing the preloader is bad enough.
this really needs to be here.
it is terrible.
blissing out over ur comment
|Caminante Nocturno |
This had to have gotten at least one person fired.
Artificial hip: what aged advertising directors mistake for being threndy
|American Standard |
HEY KIDS, THAT INTERNET, HUH??? AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT???
Jesus Fucking Christ.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This lady looks super familiar. Someone help me out here.
every annoying theater major ever?
Velma from the scooby doo movies.
Turns out she's all of them. Thanks for the assistance, guys.
advertising people need to suck cocks in hell.
I'd hit it.
|K. Brass |
I remember those old Apple Jack commercials where the kids are all smug about eating what they like and being all in their parents' face about it. I thought those were stupid before watching this.
look at this fucking hipster
The Generation Me legacy is going to be depressing as hell in the future.
At least you can look back on the "in your face/extreme" style commercials of the late 80s and 90s and laugh.
Yeah maybe, but we're going to really have to buckle down if we hope to be half as big a disappointment as the Boomers.
Sadly/Luckily the boomers didn't get a virtual record of their drunken shenanigans and unfortunate decisions made in front of digital cameras for future generations to uncover years down the road.
I doubt future generations will get much mileage out of it. Each generation in living memory has lived more publicly than the previous one. Kids born in this decade are going to make us look like freaking hermits. They'll be broadcasting all their most shameful disgraces, stupidest orgasms and most glamorous poops, and they'll be streamed live on the moon-nets an hour before they happen.
Facebook and Youtube will be considered quaint old-people diversions, like bingo and colonoscopies.
Boxxy is looking old.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I haven't seen this before (I don't have a TV) so I don't hate it as much as some of you.
Not as annoying as iJustine.
"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket" --George Orwell
This was created by 20 people in a room nodding their heads at a Powerpoint about demographics.
The striped socks at the end are a nice cherry on the dbag sundae.
What the fuck where are the cartoon chefs.
Wendell killed his brothers off a long time ago. The guilt finally caught up to him.
CLOSE UP ON MY MOUTH I'M EATING
|il fiore bel |
I dunno, I think the commercials of the cinnamon squares having wheat-shattering tongue sex are worse.
This one is just... dumb and boring.
I actually get a little angry every time I scroll past this on the front page.
And you know what the really sad thing is? I could really go for a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now. FUCK MY BRAIN
why the "women" tag though?
(i am bad at putting tags on things)
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Commercials masking as Fake YouTube Videos. Thank God those never caught on.
John, it was five years ago. Give it a rest.
Also, why are you still worried about commercials? Just install ad-block.
|That guy |
If this wasn't infuriatingly bad enough, it ends with an "I'm ok!" after a pratfall.
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